Product Description
"Martin Amis is a stone-solid genius...a dazzling star of wit and insight." --The Wall Street Journal

In this wickedly delightful collection of stories, Martin Amis once again demonstrates why he is a modern master of the form. In "Career Move," screenwriters struggle for their art, while poets are the darlings of Hollywood. In "Straight Fiction," the love that dare not speak its name calls out to the hero when he encounters a forbidden object of desire--the opposite sex. And in "State of England," Mal, a former "minder to the superstars," discovers how to live in a country where "class and race and gender were supposedly gone."

In eavy Water and Other Stories, Amis astonishes us with the vast range of his talent, establishing that he is one of the most versatile and gifted writers of his generation.

Amazon.com Review
These nine stories span a period from 1975 to 1997 and are a goodreflection of the range of Martin Amis's writing, which is always skillful andconsistently seductive--sometimes irritatingly so. Amis lures his readerinto an intense interest in his characters, and then, in some unsettlingway, encourages us to patronize or disparage them. It's an odd strategy,but it holds our attention. By making us uncomfortable about our own lessadmirable attitudes, he focuses us intently on his story line.

In "Coincidence of the Arts," the targets are the feckless painter SirRodney Peel and his black doorman, aspiring novelist Pharsin Courier, whoturns to him for artistic encouragement. When Peel embarks on a curiousaffair with a black waitress, it is sheer coincidence that she shouldhappen to be Pharsin's wife. The consequences reflect well on neither man.In "State of England," we smirk knowingly at Big Mal, a bullshitting EastEnder trying to sort out his life at his small son's sports day, but we arenevertheless compelled to find out what will become of him. Familiarstories about obsessive bad sex such as "Let Me Count the Times" have notstood the test of time, and Amis's tales of literary agents, aspiringnovelists, and spoiled bestseller writers may only interest an innercoterie. Still, when he is on form, Amis's work is as deeply alluring as itis amusing. --Lisa Jardine, Amazon.co.uk ... Read more

Customer Reviews (16)

Uncomfortable satires
Much of Amis' work makes the reader feel uncomfortable. The adjectives vain, lazy, narcissistic, slobbish, violent often apply to his characters. In Heavy Water, an interesting collection of shorts from a writer more accustomed to the novel form, the grottiness is familiar to experienced Amis readers.

The best stories are 'State of England' and 'Coincidence of the Arts' which focus respectively on a thuggish disco bouncer with a son at an expensive boarding school and a feckless New York painter who becomes embroiled with his black doorman, his novel, and (separately), his wife.

In these two stories in particular Amis' jazzy style, perceptive social comment and dagger wit are on full display.

The other stories are less successful. His earliest two, 'Denton's Death' and 'Let Me Count the Times' palpably flag against his more developed material.

Also, although these stories seem wide ranging in terms of theme and subject matter, they actually are quite narrow. Most of them focus on either desperate, loser males or struggling artists. Amis writes about the petit bourgeoisie and the intellegensia in urban England and New York. He is masterful over his chosen terrain. But it is a narrow one.

HEAVY SATIRE
My first encounter with Martin Amis. A diverse collection of satirical short stories. Each sends an arrow into some area of human behavior. I found most or them amusing and on the mark; focusing on the humor and the pathos of the human condition. Some go a bit too far. Amis stretches, as my grandchildren do when they tell a funny story which gets a laugh from the adults. (No stopping them as they go beyond the point of humor or good sense.)

He has a talent for sensing the absurd and expanding it with great verve, and a wonderful command of the English language.

I look forward to reading his novels.

lame collection
What, actually is, to say it that way, philosophy of a short story. Said with a few words as possible it goes - interesting, appealing in a somwhat strange way, perverse (yes ladies and gentleman, good short story must be perverse in some manner - see Harms for instnace) and perfectly built (one must know his craft). That is just like the good theatre... There is no good one without that knack of talent that shows itself now and there.
What we have here are unispired stories, written for who knows what reason, every once in a while author even outwrites himself, which leaves him in an unpleasant situation from which he can only escape by deus ex machina method.
How to support something that stands for modern prose when my homelands 18th century collections of short fiction are more interesting than this "book".
Amis may be great writer (or so I read in the other reviews around), but his greatness I am not able to comprehend... If this is greatnes, I wonder what disasterous would be...

My Favorite Birthday Present
I received an autographed copy of this book and was hesitant to read it.I am a big fan of Martin Amis and bent the spine and folded corners in it right away!

Amis's flexability as a writer is evident in this book.

The stories in this book are different from The Rachel Papers and Dead Babies. For those familiar with his work, it fits somewhere in the middle. For those not, this would be a good one to start.

Spans The Range
The first story is clever and witty until it is repeated in an altered form later on. And the final story will be passed over by some readers, as it is at best annoying and at worst worthless. Mr. Martin Amis clearly is talented and quick with clever prose and he demonstrates this in his book, "Heavy Water And Other Stories". In between these extremes there are a variety of works than taken as a whole are quite good, however these are interrupted by other stories that are not up to the company they keep.

"Career Move", is the first and one of the better installments. The Author takes an aspect of life that everyone can relate to, changes it into an absurdity, and delivers a very funny and clever piece. "Straight Fiction", is a variant on the theme, and it not only seems familiar it diminishes the first story as well. The latter of the two is a bolder change of society, as we know it, for only the heterosexual need to be concerned about their being "outed". Not only does the Author tread a familiar path in his own book, but many others have played the what if game with major demographic changes at the center of their work. The issues are also quite real, and as such require a much more delicate touch, more sardonic than caustic.

"What Happened To Me On My Holiday", is a complete mystery to me. If torn from the book nothing would have been lost from this reader's experience. It may be there is an event that the story was associated with at the time it was published that would decrypt why it should amuse rather than annoy. If there is I am unaware of it.

I will read more of this writer's work but it will be as I find it, not as I spend the days searching. ... Read more

Product Description
Martin Amis is perhaps the most gifted and innovative novelist of his generation. His prose refashions the English language into a lean and brilliant instrument, dazzling readers with its energy and wit. In this much anticipated memoir, Amis writes with striking candour about his life and looks intimately at the process of writing itself.As the son of a famous writer, the great comic novelist Kingsley Amis, Martin Amis' explores his relationship with his father and writes about the various crises of Kingsley's life, including the final crisis of his death. Amis also examines the case of his cousin, Lucy Partington, who disappeared without trace in 1973 and was exhumed in 1994 from the back garden of Frederick West, Britain's most prolific serial killer. Inevitably, too, the memoir records the changing literary scene in Britain and the United States, with many anecdotes and pen portraits. ... Read more

Product Description
In this Readers' Guide, Nicolas Tredell explores the critical judgements and interpretations generated by Amis's novels and short stories over the past quarter of a century. Drawing on reviews, essays, interviews, and books, it brings together material on Amis which has never previously been collected and provides the most wide-ranging examination of his fiction so far, considering key issues such as his use of language, his concern with time, apocalypse and corruption, his relation to modernity and postmodernity, his representation of women and sexuality, and his treatment of the Holocaust.
... Read more

Product Description
A brilliant weave of personal involvement, vivid biography and political insight, Koba the Dread is the successor to Martin Amis’s award-winning memoir, Experience.

Koba the Dread captures the appeal of one of the most powerful belief systems of the 20th century — one that spread through the world, both captivating it and staining it red. It addresses itself to the central lacuna of 20th-century thought: the indulgence of Communism by the intellectuals of the West. In between the personal beginnings and the personal ending, Amis gives us perhaps the best one-hundred pages ever written about Stalin: Koba the Dread, Iosif the Terrible.

The author’s father, Kingsley Amis, though later reactionary in tendency, was a “Comintern dogsbody” (as he would come to put it) from 1941 to 1956. His second-closest, and then his closest friend (after the death of the poet Philip Larkin), was Robert Conquest, our leading Sovietologist whose book of 1968, The Great Terror, was second only to Solzhenitsyn’s The Gulag Archipelago in undermining the USSR. The present memoir explores these connections.

Stalin said that the death of one person was tragic, the death of a million a mere “statistic.” Koba the Dread, during whose course the author absorbs a particular, a familial death, is a rebuttal of Stalin’s aphorism.


From the Hardcover edition. ... Read more

Customer Reviews (61)

Odd attack on author's amigo overshadows story about Stalin
I chose this book for two reasons: (1) I'm a fan of stories about Stalin and (2) I loved author Amis' wonderfully weird Time's Arrow. In spite of my belief that any book that causes a stir about Stalin "and the Twenty Million" is worth a look, I couldn't get beyond thinking it was just so-so. It reads as if Amis chose his topic, grabbed all the books on his shelf concerning Stalin, read through them, thought about conversations he'd had with others on the subject, and then shared his views on what he found out (with chapters arranged by subject instead of the more conventional chronological format). Even the interesting stuff, like the beginning (an attempt to provide perspective for the magnitude of the twenty million lives lost) loses its luster with the reader's realization that he's taken it straight from Robert Conquest's Harvest of Sorrow. Additionally, Amis chooses to accuse Christopher Hitchens, a friend and colleague, of several things, like making light of conditions in the USSR at the time of Stalin, including (p 47) that he denied the famine [of which there was more than one] as described in this passage, `"What about the famine?" I once asked him. "There wasn't a famine," he said smiling slightly and lowering his gaze. "There may have been occasional shortages...."' Later on, the author includes an open "Letter to a Friend" directed at Hitchens in which he berates him for his supposed (p 248), "...reverence for Lenin and" "unregretted discipleship of Trotsky."

While I agree with Amis' assertion that (p 203), "All his life Stalin was a consistently terrible little man;" and appreciate both his references to Gulag memoirs and pseudo-memoirs like: Man is Wolf to Man by Janusz Bardach, Journey Into the Whirlwind by Eugenia Ginzburg, and Kolyma Tales by Varlam Shalamov and the buzz the book brought; I could do without the Hitchens hullabaloo (read more about the battle in The Atlantic). Better: The Forsaken: An American Tragedy in Russia by Tim Tzouliadis, Coming Out of the Ice: An Unexpected Life by Victor Herman (MP3 format/unabridged version only), and The Case of Comrade Tulayev by Victor Serge.

The Ladybird Book of Stalinism
Martin Amis has spent many years cultivating a reputation as a kind of fashionably oafish nihilist. A child of privilege, his work sometimes bubbles with insincere dreams of slumming it with a view to becoming more 'real'. The locus classicus is a passage from his novel 'The Rachel Papers' where the autobiographical protagonist declares:

'The thing is that I am a member of that sad, ever-dwindling minority ... the child of an unbroken home. I have carried this albatross since the age of eleven, when I started at grammar school.'
[p. 11]

And now - for some strange reason - he has written a non-fiction overview of Joseph Stalin's reign of terror, which is about as far into the depths of privation and misery as one can go. With it, Amis wants to be taken morally seriously. And frightfully so.

'Koba the Dread' is something of a teratological mess. The main body consists of a history of Stalinism, but there are all sorts of misplaced limbs sticking out of it: along the way Amis decides to chronicle his father's association with Communism; to mourn the passing of his sister; and to mount an attack on his friend Christopher Hitchens.

The horrors of Soviet rule which Amis delineates were real. Yet it's difficult to avoid the impression that in chronicling them, Amis was privately thrilled by how morally appalled he became. He seems to have poured himself a nice warm bath of other people's misery and climbed in for a good wallow. (Of course, unlike those who suffered, he can climb out again at any time.) Examples:

**************************

'Your chair is never softer, your study never warmer, your prospect of the evening meal never more secure than when you read about the gulag; the epic agony of the gulag. And your lecteurial [sic] love for Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn (at such moments you are tempted to reach for Aleksandr Isayevich) never more intense. "How much does the Soviet Union weigh?" Stalin once rhetorically asked ... '

... at which point Amis goes on to produce an excerpt from Solzhenitsyn's reply to a summons which stated: 'I refuse to acknowledge the legality of your summons and shall not report for questioning to any agency of the state.' And then Amis adds with a flourish: 'And for that moment, the Soviet Union and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn weighed about the same.'
[p. 59]

The expression hasn't been coined yet, but this is what one could call 'stomping on the shoulders of giants.' In the margin beside this passage I have simply scribbled 'Ugh'.

**************************

Here is Amis's idea of a moral disclaimer:

'The tortures described by Solzhenitsyn are unendurable. This reader has endured none of them; and I will proceed with caution and unease.'
[p. 61]

Well, that's jolly decent of him. One might suppose, of course, that describing something as 'unendurable' relieves one of the obligation to point out that you have not endured it. And in promising that he will 'proceed with caution and unease' Amis has accidentally yoked together the voluntary and the involuntary ... unless we assume that he has *decided* to be uneasy.

**************************

Sometimes the unction flowing from Amis's pen congeals into treacle. For example:

'There existed at the time a gramophone record of one of Stalin's longer speeches. It ran to eight sides, or rather seven, because the eighth consisted entirely of applause.'

But it's not enough to amaze the reader with this fact. Amis decides to pilot them through their response to it:

'Now close this book for a moment and imagine sitting there listening to that eighth side, at night, in the Moscow of 1937. It must have sounded like the approach of fear, like the music of psychosis, like the rage of the state.'
[p. 151]

I'm bound to admit that I can't imagine what 'the music of psychosis' would sound like. But I will say that after reading this passage, I experienced the first of many moments where I did feel like closing the book.

**************************

Worse, Amis goes from ventriloquising the reader to ventriloquising those whom he has read. After quoting a passage from Yevgenia Ginzburg, he adds:

'Reading this, Solzhenitsyn, with his national-historical grasp, must have given a long, low whistle.'
[p. 65]

... Another thing I simply can't imagine: but then again, I didn't close the book and try. Amis goes on to quote another passage from Ginzburg, a moving scene in which her period of solitary confinement ends and she is overjoyed to re-enter the company of her fellow human beings. Amis's comment?

'So human, so dear.'
[p. 74]

Somebody once described book reviewers as 'little old ladies of both sexes'. Reading Amis's approving remark, one can almost hear the clink of the teaspoon on the Tupperware.

**************************

Amid all this rhapsodizing, however, the mask of sincerity just keeps slipping. Amis self-interrupts with passages such as:

'Q. What's the difference between a Communist proselytizer and a Communist car? A. You can close the door on a Communist proselytizer.'
[p. 12]

'Joke. Q: Why are the USSR and America the same? A: Because in the USSR you can joke about America and in America you can joke about America.'
[p. 20]

'"Considering that Trotsky / Did not ski / It was a bit thick / To fricassee his brains with an ice pick." You could always joke about it.'
[p. 45]

Really? Why therefore is it that this book - subtitled 'Laughter and the Twenty Million' - should take as it's theme the lack of seriousness surrounding the victims of Stalin? It seems that Amis is taking the matter no more seriously than those whom he condemns.

We are left wondering why a novelist like Amis, who cannot read Russian, nor has ever interviewed a Gulag survivor, might feel as though he is well-positioned to write a book on the history of Soviet repression. In a section labelled 'Credentials', he explains - before quickly changing the subject - that:

'I am a fifty-two-year-old novelist and critic who has recently read several yards of books about the Soviet experiment.'

How many books in a yard? It's difficult to tell, because Amis has not supplied us with a bibliography. This is part of the problem: the book has a cloying earnestness about it which demands that we take it seriously. But adding a bibliography would put it into the category of actual research, and thus expose the intellectual nudity of the whole enterprise. (Not surprisingly, every book mentioned in it that's not a memoir is a secondary source.) It would also allow readers to satisfy their curiosity regarding the source of such unreferenced jawdroppers as:

'Between 1 January 1917 and 1 January 1923, the price of goods increased by a factor of 100 million.'
[p. 29n]

'the urkas ... played cards for each others' eyes.'
[p. 68]

'the "mosquito treatment": these insects, like airborne piranha, could turn a man into a skeleton within hours.'
[p. 227n]

The conclusion is easy to reach. Nobody can cheapen an atrocity quite like Martin Amis. Reading him pawing at the memories of millions of dead people while digressing stupidly into bad jokes and family history was a grotesque experience.

Crie de coeur or something
Every book, every word, that despises Stalin is important. Amis does a good job destroying whatever notions people might have that Uncle Joe was maybe not such a bad guy. He was a terrible guy. Right behind Hitler for worst guy ever. Here's the thing -- and Amis makes a point of it -- Hitler didn't last very long. Stalin lasted 30 years.

Stalinist Intellectuals
Martin Amis is both the son of a highly acclaimed novelist and himself an accomplished writer.In Koba the Dread:Laughter and the Twenty Million (New York:Hyperion, c. 2002), he ponders the incredible slaughter of millions of innocent Russians by Joseph Stalin and the equally pernicious failure of Western intellectuals to discern and denounce it.His famous father (Kingsley) was for years a "fellow traveler," supporting the USSR until he became disillusioned with Stalin.Troubled by this, Martin tries to look back and summarize the enormity of the Stalin's genocide and simultaneously fathom the complicity of his English enablers.
Most of Amis's information comes from the path-breaking historical work of Robert Conquest (a family friend) and Alexander Solzhenitsyn, who have documented how ruthlessly Stalin followed this prescription:"'Death solves all problems.No man, no problem'" (p. 57).Murder, on a mass scale, marked his regime and explained his lengthy reign.But the value of this work is not its information, which has been widely available for decades.What Amis provides, in a non-systematic way, is insight into the support Stalin enjoyed around the world, for it was his "ideology" that justified his atrocities.Thus the same intellectuals who staunchly condemned the Nazis often defended the Bolsheviks.
As Orlando Figes explained it, "'the Bolshevik programme was based on the ideals of the Enlightenment--it stemmed from Kant as much as from Marx--which makes Western liberals, even in this age of post-modernism, sympathise with it . . . even if we do not share its political goals; whereas the Nazi efforts to "improve mankind," whether through eugenics or genocide spat in the face of the Enlightenment and can only fill us with revulsion'" (p. 85).In fact, the Bolsheviks were far worse than the Nazis."Nazism did not destroy civil society.Bolshevism did destroy civil society" (p. 88).Thus Germany, her basic institutions and traditions intact, recovered quickly following WWII, whereas Russia still welters in the wasteland created by Lenin and Stalin.
One mark of that growing wasteland appeared early as Russians quickly failed to reproduce themselves."Since 1917 the Bolsheviks had systematically undermined the family.Divorce was encouraged (to achieve it you were simply obliged to notify your spouse by postcard); incest, bigamy, adultery and abortion were decriminalized; families were scattered by labor-direction and deportation; and children who denounced their parents became national figures, hymned in verse and song" (p. 154).Cultural chaos so quickly consumed the land that within two decades the regime decreed abortion illegal and Stalin suddenly appeared as a champion of traditional family life!Then the Germans invaded and WWII began and Stalin revoked many of the restrictions on the Russian Orthodox Church, appealing to the ancient religion in his war with the Nazis.
He did so, however, with a severely depleted military.Amazingly, his brutal purges in the `30's led to the following reductions:"3 of the 5 marshals; 13 of the 15 army commanders; 8 of the 9 fleet admirals and admirals Grade I; 50 of the 57 corps commanders; 154 of the 186 divisional commanders; 16 of the 16 army political commissars; 25 of the 28 corps commissars; 58 of the 64 divisional commissars; 11 of 11 vice commissars of defense; 98 of the 108 members of the Supreme Military Soviet" (p. 175).That the officer corps, generally the least political of the public servants, would be so savagely dismembered bears witness to the nature of Stalin's tyranny."One soldier likened the purge to `a Tartar massacre,' but even this understates the case.As Roy Medvedev put it:`Never has the officer corps of any army suffered such losses in any war as the Soviet Army suffered in this time of peace" (p. 175).
Thanks to the American and British armies, of course, the Axis powers were defeated and Stalin laid claim to much of Eastern Europe as well as reestablished his dictatorship following WWII.And strangely enough, Amis says, Stalin proved to be "an extremely popular leader" (p. 212).Millions were sent to their deaths in the camps, millions were deliberately starved, but the leader remained popular!He did so by manipulating public opinion.He, like Hitler, mastered all the means of propaganda, the "hypnotic power of mass ideology" (p. 213)."The love for Stalin:it is very nearly the saddest story of all" (p. 213).
But why Western intellectuals joined the Russian masses, loving Stalin, remains a mystery to Amis. He describes, but fails to explain this phenomenon.I suspect he lacks the philosophical and theological acumen to rightly diagnose the powerful allure communism posed for intellectuals who had abandoned the principles of Western Civilization.But he does at least divulge the disillusionment many, like him, now share as they reflect upon the past century.

A Different Approach
I have read some of the reviews critical of this book. Many of them say, quite accurately, that Amis is no Robert Conquest in the treatment of the horrors of Stalinism. That is true, yet, at the same time, paradoxically, I think that that is one of its strengths. With many of the histories, you have an overwhelming amount of evidence and historical fact (which in the United States, France, Holland, Germany and the UK is blithely ignored). Then you have the personal accounts of some of the victims of the Gulag who were able to survive and give an account of their experiences and those too are valuable. What I think makes Amis' work valuable is that he combines both the personal and the historical approach. In the former he was no victim of the KGB or the Gulag, true, but he did experience the apathy towards Stalin's crimes that was so overwhelmingly present in the Western liberal intelligentsia---and which is still there to this very day. Let's face it, compared to Stalin, Hitler was a boy scout. Yet, his crimes are ignored in the West and if one brings them up among a gathering of liberal intellectuals, one is treated as if having committed an embarrassing social blunder, like farting in an enclosed elevator. Consequently, it is for these reasons that Amis' book is of value. But only as a supplement, not as the main focus of the subject matter. ... Read more

Product Description
Brilliant, painful, dazzling, and funny as hell, Yellow Dog is Martin Amis’ highly anticipated first novel in seven years and a stunning return to the fictional form.

When “dream husband” Xan Meo is vengefully assaulted in the garden of a London pub, he suffers head injury, and personality change. Like a spiritual convert, the familial paragon becomes an anti-husband, an anti-father. He submits to an alien moral system -- one among many to be found in these pages. We are introduced to the inverted worlds of the “yellow” journalist, Clint Smoker; the high priest of hardmen, Joseph Andrews; and the porno tycoon, Cora Susan. Meanwhile, we explore the entanglements of Henry England: his incapacitated wife, Pamela; his Chinese mistress, He Zhezun; his fifteen-year-old daughter, Victoria, the victim of a filmed “intrusion” that rivets the world -- because she is the future Queen of England, and her father, Henry IX, is its King. The connections between these characters provide the pattern and drive of Yellow Dog.

If, in the 21st century, the moral reality is changing, then the novel is changing too, whether it likes it or not. Yellow Dog is a model of how the novel, or more particularly the comic novel, can respond to this transformation.

But Martin Amis is also concerned here with what is changeless and perhaps unchangeable. Patriarchy, and the entire edifice of masculinity; the enormous category-error of violence, arising between man and man; the tortuous alliances between men and women; and the vanished dream (probably always an illusion, but now a clear delusion) that we can protect our future and our progeny.

Meo heard no footsteps; what he heard was the swish, the shingly soft-shoe of the hefted sap. Then the sharp two-finger prod on his shoulder. It wasn’t meant to happen like this. They expected him to turn and he didn’t turn -- he half-turned, then veered and ducked. So the blow intended merely to break his cheekbone or his jawbone was instead received by the cranium, that spacey bulge (in this instance still quite marriageably forested) where so many delicate and important powers are so trustingly encased.

He crashed, he crunched to his knees, in obliterating defeat. . . . -- from Yellow Dog


From the Hardcover edition. ... Read more

Customer Reviews (32)

. . . not so much
First off, I am definitely a fan. There.

This is just the sort of a book where a master writer is sitting in his study and twiddling his thumbs and his editor rings and says, "Hey, I need something. You got anything?" and the writer hops a few jigs and puts something down while listening to some over ripe trippy tunes lays a few pages down and suddenly says, now this! - this'll do just fine. Actually, no, it won't do. It won't do at all. It's fine if you are a bloke in a bar waitin' on some little bird to show up and she's about an hour late and the peanuts are out; it's fine for a ride on the train; it's not fine for most women. Note to male writer: most women do not want to see inside your bathroom. No matter how charming and assiduously color coordinated; no matter the raised royal crest on a bar of soap; nope, no way and no how. When are the male writers in the world going to wake up from their coffee stupor and realize that real live women are actually going to pick up their books and give them a look see? Maybe I am sounding sexist. Too bad. Ah well, I'm sure someone as talented and skilled as Mr. Amis won't be losing any winks over this damsel's hastily written book review. Not that this book is totally uninteresting; not that at all; the distressing part is that the storyline is interesting and stealthily succeeds in luring the reader into this seemingly innocent tale about a writer who becomes victim to a crime then there is this dabbling all over the place with the King's mess and the King's Love and this is where I just couldn't take it anymore, I wanted to, but I couldn't do it; I couldn't go on with it; if it were a board game I would have thrown my pieces to someone else and said, "You go, I'm out." It reminded me of some of my lesser writings things I'd written that I wished I hadn't and I thought; ah, love, experience. Yes, maybe this one is a bit of an experience. There are pairings of vivid greatness mixed with moments of pure distaste, and I wondered, how can a writer who so mellifluously has the world as a hand tamed pigeon cooing on his shoulder and writes such achingly gorgeous sentences; also, couple such passages with pure drivel? I don't get it; and then again, I do get it. All too clearly. I'm sure the lads will be quite happy with this read. And the ladies? For this one at least, not so much.

A farce full of word acrobatics and memorable characters
As a reviewer from the continent, I am blissfully unaware of what has made Martin Amis(MA)such a controversial person in his homeland. The Economist, in a recent, rather positive review of MA's latest, The Pregnant Widow, found it opportune to remind its readers that Yellow Dog(YD) was a substandard novel. According to which standards? Whose standards? MA is not the world's greatest plotter of novels, but his characters are superlative and his language use astonishing.
MA writes to sooth his many fears and obsessions, such as the Bomb, pollution, competition among males, fatherhood, flying, the resurgence of Russia, and the non-working working class in Britain. In earlier books MA invented some unforgettable creatures such as the baby then toddler-from-hell Marmaduke, and Keith Talent, a gross yob aspiring to immortality in the game of darts. In YD, MA returns to his obsession with tabloids, its writers, targets and readers.
D's hero, Xan has become a model husband and father of two since his acrimonious divorce, also a public figure, active on TV and as an author. Once a year he visits a neighbourhood pub to celebrate his continued good behaviour with a few drinks. And out of nowhere he is accosted by two strangers and beaten up very badly. When he is released from hospital his personality is changed, perhaps forever...
MA links Xan with an outrageous cast of characters to explain the attack: wife, ex-wife and children; a tabloid journalist obsessed with the size of his manhood and his mobile phone girlfriend; King Henry IX ("Henry England"), his Chinese girlfriend, his male personal secretary and his daughter Victoria, very blackmail-prone, and a rancorous crime boss/long stay guest of penitentiary institutions, a psychotic football star, to mention a few.
The novel provides SMS-talk from another planet and previews to totally new sub-genres in filmed pornography.Depressed? Read this book. It makes you laugh. Translators of MA deserve pity, admiration and stipends on top of their normal rates. But no translation can better the original.

Virtuosity without Empathy
My first Martin Amis, and I think, given his patriarchal theme, I will stick with his dad Kingsley in future.
Amis is bold - no question - dealing with subjects such as incest, gratuitious violence, rage, drug abuse, pornography, impotence, spousal rape. He even invents his own language for the character k8 (Kate) which is witty after you figure it out.He enters the world of porn with terms like Blackeye, Cockout, Redface, Boxback, Yellow tongue, Facial - some explained, others left to our imagination. His descriptions are equally visceral; he describes a planeload of disembarking passengers as " the tube of canned sex emptied in relays of tits, pits and zits "
Four of the five disparate story strands sort of came together in the end, while the fifth one about the crashing airliner, didn't connect at all, and I wondered why it was there - further proof of male superiority, even from the grave?
My issue with this book was that everyone in it (except for baby Sophia) is a bad, twisted person and I am not sure if anyone was redeemed in the end - so why bother?
And the writer demonstrated arrogance in starting his scenes anywhere he damned well cared, letting the reader hang on for dear life and try and fit all the pieces together. I dislike all this "work" when reading to be entertained, educated and enlightened.
I guess, in writing this book, Amis displayed his virtuosity with words but severely limited our view on his empathy towards human character.
Shane Joseph www.shanejoseph.com

WE ARE NOT AMUSED
Juvenal called his book of satires a `farrago', and the word fits Yellow Dog very well. It's satire, it's a farrago of many different themes and plots, and it's a very clever farrago because Martin Amis is a very clever little man.

I shall say immediately that I didn't much care for the book, and I shall try to explain why. However I don't criticise either book or author for being clever, for instance in having so many threads to the narrative. Amis's skill and professionalism ensure that the variety of plots and threads combine very well. If any of us find it a bit of an effort to hold the thing together in our heads, that's our own look-out in my opinion. It is not the job or duty of any author to write down to any sort of common denominator. What would be an interesting essay or exam question for advanced Eng Lit students might be `What is this book about?' `Yellow Dog' is the title of a column by a downmarket tabloid journalist, but a yellow dog puts in an appearance right at the end in a more serious context. Various press summaries that I have seen select as some kind of central theme the personality change undergone by one character, but, really, who are they to say, and why should that be the main narrative? Why should it have priority over King Henry IX, for instance?

I am not going to stick my head above the parapet and offer my own opinion about what the main plot is, perhaps because I have no clear opinion on the matter. However one definite common factor is the satirical observation that pervades the story. There are brilliant take-off's of Prince Charles, man-of-the-people journalism, footballers' statements, tough-guy criminals, text messaging, very likely of the pornography industry too, and probably indeed more types of people and types of culture are being mimicked than I have detected. What about north London intellectuals? What Russia (a female character) writes to her husband about father/daughter interactions definitely has a serious side to it, but I'd be surprised if there is not a bit of mockery of north London chatter there as well. It's all very clever, as I said, but it gets on my nerves after a while. Imagine if you will some smartyboots type of guy who specialises in taking everyone off. He quickly becomes a bore, and often a downright objectionable bore. I loved a lot of the detail and I certainly admired the acuteness of much of it, but I soon got enough of it.

The press clippings adorning my edition are nothing if not fulsome. One feature that comes in for considerable acclaim is the humour `Extravagantly funny...' `As funny as Dead Babies...' `...devastating comic gift'. We are not devastated, we fear. In fact I laughed at precisely three things in the whole 140 pages of the novel, and two of those are not of Amis's authorship. Certainly he had a good instinct when he chose to tell us that Henry VIII had a Groom of the Stool to attend his bowel movements, and I had to go along with the derision at the sentiment `Flowers are God smiling at us' when uttered by the monstrous gangsters the Kray twins. Full marks to the author himself for choosing the name He (pron `Her') for a Chinese erstwhile mistress of the King. Otherwise I found the humour about as funny as dead Gazans or dead Zimbabweans for the most part.

It must be quite clear that all this is a purely personal reaction of my own, and I do not wish to pass it off as objective criticism or evaluation. If asked what I liked most about the story I would pick out the strong element of fantasy, and I am quite prepared to rate that as more important than the narcissistic smartness that I found wearisome. Where I see that others have found fault with the book, namely in its complexity, I will come to the author's defence, and indeed I have already done so at the start of this notice. What I have tried to do, as fairly as I can, is to convey something of the flavour of the book. Not my own favourite flavour, but no reason why it should not be yours.

Another Amis classic
Martin is the master, and he's spot-on with his indictment of what passes for culture today. The seemingly disparate plots intertwine beautifully and surprisingly, and his mastery of the language is something to behold. ... Read more

Product Description
Understanding Martin Amis is a comprehensive guide to the novels, short stories, and nonfiction of one of Britain's most highly acclaimed and controversial authors. Building on the first edition,of 1995, James Diedrick draws on personal interviews, reviews, and criticism, to map the distinctive features of Martin Amis's imaginative landscape—the sociosexual satire of Money and Yellow Dog, the bold experimentation of Time's Arrow and Night Train, and the provocative blend of autobiography and cultural analysis in Experience and Koba the Dread. Diedrick illustrates how Amis has reshaped the British literary landscape, expanding its stylistic and thematic range while creating forms adequate to the experience of postmodernity.

Diedrick also analyzes an increasing cultural conservatism in Amis's work, rooted in Amis's relationship with his father, the novelist Kingsley Amis. During has early career, the younger Amis opposed his father's political and aesthetic conservatism. But his opposition has given way to frequent expressions of political and literary solidarity. Diedrick shows how this filial relationship continues to shape the son’s social outlook and writing.

Diedrick also identifies two complementary impulses in Amis's work. The first is journalistic and satirical, expressed in an incisive wit aimed at contemporary social realities. The second is aesthetic, manifesting a Nabokovian love of verbal play and formal experimentation. Besides analyzing the ways Amis’s fiction forges the topical into the literary, Diedrick argues for the importance of Amis's considerable journalistic oeuvre and provides close readings of his nonfiction collections and his uncollected essays and reviews. ... Read more

Customer Reviews (6)

Assiduous and Entertaining
James Diedrick is described in the Introduction to Amis's 'The War Against Cliché' as an 'assiduous' editor.Amis, with one eye constantly on his place in history, already has many good reasons to thank Prof Diedrick, and this update of the definitive guide to Amis's work is another one.

Critical appraisals of other writers are always a balancing act: between subjective opinion and bland objectivity; between an appreciation of the subject's skills and the desire to demonstrate one's own; between academic assiduousness and an accessible message.Understanding Martin Amis gets the balance right in all areas.Any fan (or adversary) of Amis will get a great deal from the book: apercus they hadn't spotted before, confirmation of their pet theories, (relevant) biographical background, and a shared sense of the fun to be had from Amis's fiction at its peerless best.When the Amis backlash has finished its tedious course (when wasn't there one?), this book will serve as a useful reminder of why he was, and will be, so lionised as a novelist.

A contemporary review of Ian MacDonald's superb 'Revolution In The Head: The Beatles Records and the Sixties' stated that the acid test of any work of criticism is whether it makes you want to revisit the work filled with greater insight and enjoyment.I can give no higher praise than to state that Understanding Martin Amis achieves this objective every bit as successfully as MacDonald's book.

The best introduction to Martin Amis available
Diedrick has written an extremely helpful guide to the work of Martin Amis that should satisfy both academics and casual readers who are looking to deepen their understanding of Amis' often highly allusive fiction.Diedrick's writing is crisp and insightful, and the many strands of Amis' thought are followed with a thoroughness that captures the complexity of his novels without oversimplifying them.So deftly written are Diedrick's discussions of each novel that just about any of the paragraphs could easily warrant a book-length treatment on its own.Students will have much to plunder.

As a longtime reader of Amis', I enjoyed the thoughtful discussions of complex novels like "Money", "London Fields" and "The Information".The attention to the structure of these novels is a great help in unraveling their mysteries, as are the passages outlining Amis' dialogue with nineteenth century luminaries like Dickens and the Romantics.The early books are not overlooked; "The Rachel Papers", one of my favorites, turned out to be a little trickier than I'd thought, while "Other People"-- undoubtedly the most maddeningly convoluted of all the novels-- was made less obscure.(Alas, even Diedrick cannot make me a believer in the insipid "Dead Babies".)

Of special interest is the running examination of Amis' view of masculinity.Amis is often carelessly dismissed by many critics as the father of "lad lit", a smirking mysoginist beyond reconstruction, and I was pleased to see that Diedrick cut through the "bad boy controversy" to illuminate Amis' multivalenced depiction of the modern male (particularly in the new fine new chapter on "Yellow Dog").This is one of Amis' primary subjects, and almost all of his books deal with the problem of masculinity in some form or another.Diedrick shows that on this topic Amis is hardly as simple as he seems, and certainly less risible.

Importantly, Diedrick's studies also draw on Amis' other writing, such as his journalism and criticism, which is often the best starting point for deciphering the novels, as artistic and philosophic themes move freely between his fiction and non-fiction.The comprehensive use of secondary writing to explain the novels is unsurprising, as Diedrick edited Amis' volume of criticism, the excellent but rather unfortunately titled collection "The War Against Cliche".

If Amis is truly trying to "cover the world in fiction", as one of his book jackets proclaims, Diedrick has provided a learned, engaging and, indeed, indispensible road map.

Mart Madness
Okay, so it's not enough that I maintain, repair, resurrect, and manage this board, where I'm subjected to your abuse on a regular basis; it's not enough that I fulsomely praise you for your insights about the Larkin-Amis nexus of text-checking (and direct readers to the pages and pages on the Amis web where you have your uncensored say); no, I needed to interweave your pet theory about the additional metaphorical weight Nicola carries around with her. May the ghost of Orson fall from your bedroom ceiling tonight, just as you are hatching a theory about the metaphorical significance of CigAir 101--and become incarnate just before his redoubtable rear crashes into your face.

Astoundingly Insightful
The author has provided an insightful and concise portrait of Amis and his work. I can't imagine that Amis himself could have done better. Diedrick really knows his subject.

A must for any serious Amis scholar.
If you are doing research on Martin Amis, this is a book you will have to consider.Terrifically written. ... Read more

Product Description
An innovative study of two of England's most popular, controversial, and influential writers, Father and Son breaks new ground in examining the relationship between Kingsley Amis and his son, Martin Amis. Through intertextual readings of their essays and novels, Gavin Keulks examines how the Amises' work negotiated the boundaries of their personal relationship while claiming territory in the literary debate between mimesis and modernist aesthetics. Theirs was a battle over the nature of reality itself, a twentieth-century realism war conducted by loving family members and rival, antithetical writers. Keulks argues that the Amises' relationship functioned as a source of literary inspiration and that their work illuminates many of the structural and stylistic shifts that have characterized the British novel since 1950. ... Read more

Product Description

Booker-shortlisted for Time's Arrow and widely known for his novels, short stories, essays, reviews, and autobiographical works, Martin Amis is one of the most influential of contemporary British writers.

This guide to Amis's diverse and often controversial work offers:

• an accessible introduction to the contexts and many interpretations of his texts, from publication to the present
• an introduction to key critical texts and perspectives on Amis's life and work, situated within a broader critical history
• cross-references between sections of the guide, in order to suggest links between texts, contexts and criticism
• suggestions for further reading.

Part of the Routledge Guides to Literature series, this volume is essential reading for all those beginning detailed study of Martin Amis and seeking not only a guide to his works but also a way through the wealth of contextual and critical material that surrounds them.

Product Description
Martin Amis is one of the most important and distinctive writers of the last 30 years; this study provides a critical evaluation of all his work from his first novel, The Rachel Papers, to The Pregnant Widow. ... Read more

Product Description
The burgeoning postmodern condition forces a reevaluation of the novel as a form; contemporary formlessness has created a new and seemingly endless range of interpretations under which the forms of the past coalesce. Martin Amis, whose novels and stories "live" this phenomenon and inform this study, has discovered an art form in the literature of decay, where traditional fictional elements, such as time, voice and motivation, have been corrupted by the twentieth century and the revitalized anti-novel. Style has overcome story in the world of Martin Amis--and perhaps in the "real" world as well. ... Read more

Product Description

Product Description
Time Travelers gathers twenty-four tales by the most recognizable names in the genre. Included is the first time-travel story ever written -- penned by American journalist Edward Page Mitchell fourteen years prior to Well's landmark novel. Here, too, is a selection by master of future history Robert A. Heinlein, who's "All You Zombies --" involes a character traveling back and forth through time on a bizarre genetic mission. Also included amont those roming in the fourth dimension are such legendary sci-fi writers as Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, and Philip K. Dick, along with such contemporary voices as William Gibson and Martin Amis. Of course, there is a selection by H. G. Wells --a piece origninally writeen as part of the Time Machine but curiously excised when the book was published. ... Read more

Product Description
"Whatever porno is, whatever porno does, you may regret it, but you cannot reject it. To paraphrase Falstaff: banish porno, and you banish all of the world." —Martin Amis

A land where sex is simulated, evoked, glorified, supercharged in the extreme, a land where everything is about the body, in its possible and perverse sexual combinations....This is Pornoland, a strange, parallel universe where pornographic films are churned out on a daily basis. Photographs by Stefano de Luigi and a text by Martin Amis are the guides through this world, filled with actors capable of extraordinary performances (although not the kind that would ever win Oscars), directors who can make an entire film in just one day, improvised sets, almost nonexistent plots, and locations that stay exactly the same from one day to the next.

The journey encompasses Milan, Berlin, Budapest, Prague, Tokyo, Dortmund, and Los Angeles. It includes no trite moralizing, hasty judgments, or yearnings for redemption. Stefano de Luigi's images and Martin Amis's words use respect, humor, and irony to tell the story of a rarely glimpsed world full of crude colors and harsh brutality, bodily contortions and bursts of laughter, unexpected tenderness and situations on the very edge of the absurd. 54 color illustrations. ... Read more

Customer Reviews (2)

Pornoland
The photos are beautiful and aproach the subject - pornography industry - with a sensible touch, as well as display this universe on a rather unusual way. The images are at the same time poetical and documental ( which means that we can figure out real people behind porn icons). The presentation text, by Martin Amis, whom I think, do not need a formal presentation since he is one of the best known contemporary british writers, also focuses the people and their motivations beyond the characters they play in the media / product they sell.Photographer de Luigi has a very accurate aesthetic sense as much as is good enough to catch his subject avoiding deja vu, posing and vulgarity.

An Adventure Book!
PORNOLAND is not what you would imagine from the title: this is not a down-and-dirty expose of the seamy exploitation of pornography.This book is a running commentary on the world of making Porn movies, an industry that has flourished since the first movie camera was made (and indeed, in etchings and drawings that date back centuries in time!).Photographer Stefano de Luigi has traveled to Los Angeles, Milan, Budapest, Prague, Tokyo,and Dortmund and captured the process involved of making low budget, negligibly scripted, one-movie-per-day pornography flicks: his photographs are more about color and atmosphere on set than they are about the actors at work.The impact of this voyeuristic journey is made more solid by the accompanying writings of Martin Amis (whose novels such as the current 'Yellow Dog' continue to be best sellers).

There are no moments of revelation and certainly no judgments made.Instead this is one of those photography books that is satisfied to inform without editorial comment. And the adventures described are worth the ride! Grady Harp, October 2004 ... Read more