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Humor and Humanism in Chemistry. by JOHN READ, 1947 The Cartoon Guide to Chemistry (Cartoon Guide To...) by Larry Gonick, Craig Criddle, 2005-05-03 No-Sweat Science: Chemistry Experiments (No-Sweat Science) by Louis V. Loeschnig, 2005-11-01 Cool Chemistry: Great Experiments With Simple Stuff by Steven W. Moje, 1999-06-30 Humor and Wellness in Clinical Intervention Scientific American, Volume 22, No. 1, January 1, 1870A Weekly Journal of Practical Information, Art, Science, Mechanics, Chemistry, and Manufactures. by Various, 2005-09-01 Scientific American, Volume 17, No. 26 December 28, 1867A Weekly Journal of Practical Information, Art, Science, Mechanics, Chemistry, and Manufactures. by Various, 2005-09-01 GenComics (Erlebnis Wissenschaft) by Hanno Bolz, 2001-10-15 Strategies of Sex: and other verses to diversity, adversity and perversity by Edwin Dennis Kilbourne, 2005-05-20 Lake Wobegon USA Fertility (Lake Wobegon) by Garrison Keillor, 1995-05-01

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1. Chemistry - Humor Or Humour - Science Sites
   These are links to fun chemistry, humorous sites, games, and interesting factoids. This is a large collection of chemistry humor. The potentially objectionable items are easy to spot.  
   http://chemistry.about.com/cs/chemists

2. Carleton College: Chemistry
   Erik's Chemistry. chemistry humor. Back To Erik's Chemistry Main Page  
   http://www.acad.carleton.edu/curricular/CHEM/Humor/humor.html
   
   Extractions: It's not all serious in the Carleton College Chemistry Department! Here is a collection of some of our favorite funny-science sites on the web. (Sites listed here do not necessarily contain science that is completely accurate, and we don't imply that it does. To get on this list it must only have made us laugh.) Silliness Within the Chemistry Department: All is not serious in Mudd Hall.... Chemistry students and chemistry faculty have been spotted doing a variety of entertaining things that we thought should be shared. "Friends and Nerds"

3. Chemistry Jokes: Joke-a-Rama
   ACS Jokea-Rama chemistry humor Page - Science-related humor, submitted by users of the American Chemical Society's portal sitechemistry.org Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide - Parody on chemical phobia.  
   http://www.chemcenter.org/jokes.html
   
   Extractions: -choose a page- ACS ProSpectives ACS Publications ACS Scholars Awards Belmont CAS Committees Diversity Pgms Education Expositions Governance Govt Affairs Green Chem Inst. Heart Cut Industry Programs Insurance Plans Intl Activities Local Sections Meetings Membership NCW New Orleans Mtg News Service Newsletter Online Store Patent Watch Periodic Table PRF Short Courses Tech Divisions What's New WonderNet A. Nobelium A chemistry graduate student had the fortune to share their space with a cat they happened to name Ion. The student loved to introduce their feline friend as their cation! - submitted by Betsy Moll One said: "Why do you look so sad?" The other responded: "I lost an electron." The other replied "I'm positive." Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? A. The bear in Alaska because it's polar.

4. Erik's Chemistry: Chemistry Humor
   Erik's Chemistry. chemistry humor Back To Erik's Chemistry Main Page.  
   http://members.tripod.com/~EppE/humor.htm
   
   Extractions: After Exam Compiled by eepp@altavista.net cis-"ter" trans-"sister" trans-"parent" trans-"parent" trans-"plant" trans-"atlantic" para-"docs" ortho-"docs" para-"medics" ether "bunny" propyl "people" ether By lree@ufl.edu .... and you know - if silver nitrate spills - it will do so on an uneven surface so it will roll TOWARD you very quickly...usually on a day you're wearing shorts. By eepp@altavista.net Laws of Laboratory Glassware: If a piece of glassware can fall it will do so. Glass isn't as sturdy as it looks. If glassware can fall in two directions, it will fall in such a way as to create the most damage. The above damage will also be done in such a way as to cause the most injury to your person. The probability of a piece of glassware breaking is directly proportional to its price, its cleanliness and its necessity for the current lab.

5. Chemistry.org: Science That Matters - Brought To You By The American Chemical So
   Sciencerelated humor, submitted by users of the American Chemical Society's portal sitechemistry.org  
   http://www.chemistry.org/portal/Chemistry?PID=acsdisplay.html&DOC=jokes1.htm

6. Erik's Chemistry: Site Map
   Chemistry Links, Chemistry Images, Chemistry Animations, chemistry humor, Main Page/News.Chemistry Links, Chemistry Images, Chemistry Animations, chemistry humor,  
   http://members.tripod.com/~EppE/sitemap.htm

7. Chemistry Jokes: Joke-a-Rama
   chemistry jokes, american chemical society, ACS,fun chemistry, jokea-rama, chemistry humor.  
   http://www.chemistry.org/portal/Chemistry?PID=acsdisplay.html&DOC=jokes1.html

8. MDeA's Chemistry Fun Page
   The ultimate site for chemistry humor. It contains chemistry jokes and chemical puns. Disclaimer Some knowledge of science is required.  
   http://www.angelfire.com/md2/chmfunpage/index.html

9. CHEMISTRY HUMOR
   chemistry humor. Contributed by H. Olmsted, CA. Chemist Jokes http//www.workjoke.com/projoke26.htmJoke of the Week Archive (visual  
   http://www.jozie.net/JF/HS_Chem/Resources/humor.htm
   
   Extractions: Musical Chemistry - this one has both a British and Organic chem bent, but the songs are funny. (Sing it with me - EDTA!!) Bio teachers will probably like "Form a Phosphate-Ester Link (to Carbon Three)" sung to the tune of "Tie a Yellow Ribbon." Hilarious and scientifically accurate to boot.

10. RESOURCES FOR CHEMISTRY TEACHERS
    Color, Pigments and Painting, Metals Etching and Corrosion, FiberArts. Chemistry History and Current Events Links. chemistry humor.  
    http://www.jozie.net/JF/HS_Chem/links.htm
    
    Extractions: Includes sections on Photography Light and Color Pigments and Painting Metals: Etching and Corrosion ... Chemistry Quizzes Online and Online Quizmakers Chemistry(Science) and Literature Links Searchable Database contains over 1,400 outstanding selections of literature recommended for children and adolescents related to the study of natural sciences and mathematics content. Many of the selected titles provide opportunities for standards-based instruction and include fiction and nonfiction to accommodate a variety of interests and abilities. It also includes over 150 selections of high quality literature written in Spanish. Enhancing Student Performance Student Self- Evaluation and Learning Style Identification

11. Science And Technology - Science Fun
    NEW Java Search. S T Science Fun. Please email with comments and suggestionsabout this page. Biology Humor. chemistry humor. Food. Mad Scientists. Math Games.  
    http://www.centerofweb.com/scitech/science_fun.htm

12. Chemistry Humor / Fun / Games
    www.physics.uwo.ca/~harwood/elements.html Chemistry jokes Kettering College http//www.kettering.edu/~forr1115/joke1.htmlChemistry jokes and humor http//www  
    http://www.puk.ac.za/library/subjects/natsci/chemhum.html

13. Chemistry Humor
    Science Jokes. Last updated 06/28/00 .  
    http://www.oktechmasters.org/janicew/chemical_humorr.htm

14. WWW Chemistry Resources
    RETURN TO THE TOP OF THE PAGE. Lighten Up! chemistry humor. Humor inChemistry - Maintained by some students at Connecticut College.  
    http://www.lib.duke.edu/chem/infolist.htm
    
    Extractions: Marine Lab Bioorganic and Biochemistry Sites Molecular Structure and Property Databases Chemical Company Catalogs General Chemistry Sites ... Lighten Up! General Chemistry Sites WWW Virtual Library - Chemistry - A list of links to various useful categories of Chemistry pages from academic institutions, nonprofits, and corporations. Yahoo - Chemistry - Yahoo's list of categories for chemistry. ChemDex-Sheffield List of Chemistry Internet Sites - The Sheffield ChemDexTM is part of Chemdex.org and has existed on the WWW since 1993. It is regularly updated and contains over 5000 links to chemistry-related sites. Chemical Information Sources from Indiana University - CHEMINFO will help you find and learn how to use chemistry information resources on the Internet and elsewhere. TORVS Chemical Internet Services - Many useful programs and resources for chemistry here. Trinity University Cheminformatics Site - This WWW site is dedicated to exploring the use of the internet as a means for distributing chemical information.

15. Chemistry Humor
    Chemistry Jokes. Ferris Wheel Nitrogen Germs Back to main page  
    http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~umsailer/chem/chemmain.html

16. ThePunchLine.com: Topical/Science/Chemistry Humor
    MDeA's Chemistry Fun Page The ultimate site for chemistry humor.Itcontains tons of jokes and chemical puns for your entertainment.  
    http://www.thepunchline.com/pages/Topical/Science/Chemistry_Humor/

17. A Commonplace Book: True Stories: Chemistry Humor
    chemistry humor. Author Unknown The following is an actual questiongiven on a University of Washington chemistry midterm Is Hell  
    http://www.commonplacebook.com/humor/truestories/hell.shtm
    
    Extractions: Subscribe Donations Support Friends Home Page Humor Index True Stories : Page ] Author Unknown The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing over time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can

18. MDeA's Chemistry Fun Page
    The ultimate site for chemistry humor. It contains chemistry jokes and chemical puns. Disclaimer Category Recreation Humor Science ChemistryThe ultimate site for chemistry humor. MDeA's Chemistry Fun Page. Hi there! Thanksfor visiting my chemistry humor page. I hope you have a good time reading.  
    http://www.angelfire.com/md2/chmfunpage/

19. Chemistry Humor Information And Links
    KeyWorlds.com Games_Humor Jokes chemistry humor Links Chem 212Songs Come check out the Chemistry Songs. Humor and Chemistry.  
    http://www.keyworlds.com/c/chemistry_humor.htm

20. Miscellaneous Chemistry Humor
    Miscellaneous chemistry humor. Fe Fe /\ Fe \ // \ /Fe \-/ Fe Fe Ferris Wheel Keep an ion chemistry .  
    http://witten.hartwick.edu/~zygo/humor/chem/ferris.htm

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