81. Join Curmudgeon-Online Mail List Author Biography. Artemus Ward (1834 1867). Writer and humorist,born in Waterford, Maine, USA. In a series of Cleveland Plain http://www.curmudgeon-online.com/CObio.htm?author=Artemus Ward

82. Biblioteca Virtual The Compleat Angler(.zip 133 Kb). Ward, Adolphus William, Sir (1837 + 1924).Chaucer (.zip - 145 Kb). Ward, Artemus (1834 + 1867). AKA Browne, Charles Farrar. http://www.bibvirt.futuro.usp.br/gutenberg/w.html

Obras por autor - W Wairy, Louis Constant (1778 + 1845) Recollections Of The Private Life Of Napoleon Complete(.zip - 634 Kb) Recollections Of The Private Life Of Napoleon Volume 01(.zip - 56 Kb) Recollections Of The Private Life Of Napoleon Volume 02(.zip - 50 Kb) Recollections Of The Private Life Of Napoleon Volume 03(.zip - 82 Kb) ... Recollections Of The Private Life Of Napoleon Volume 12(.zip - 74 Kb) Walker, H. Wilfrid Wanderings Among South Sea Savages And In Borneo And The Philippines(.zip - 126 Kb) Wallace, Alfred Russel (1823 + 1913) The Malay Archipelago, the land of the orang-utan and the bird of paradise; a narrative of travel, with studies of man and nature Volume 1 (.zip - 244 Kb) The Malay Archipelago, the land of the orang-utan and the bird of paradise; a narrative of travel, with studies of man and nature Volume 2 (.zip - 239 Kb) Wallace, Donald Mackenzie, Sir (1841 + 1919) Russia (.zip - 644.98 Kb)

83. Aphorisms, Quotations, & Wisecracks--L's of that time I should feel fresh and vigorous enough to go right on in the sameway for numerous more months.Artemus Ward (18341867), Natural History http://littlecalamity.tripod.com/Quotes/L.html

LAUGHTER (see also: COMEDY AND HUMOR) He who laughs, lasts.Mary Pettibone Poole, writer, in A Glass Eye at a Keyhole I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.Woody Allen (1935 ), U.S. film-maker If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.Martin Luther (14831546) Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.Arnold H. Glasow LAW A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.Benjamin Franklin (17061790), Poor Richard (February 1737) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.Robert Frost (1874-1963), U.S. poet Apologists for the profession contend that lawyers are as honest as other men, but that is not very encouraging.Ferdinand Lundberg (1902-1995), U.S. writer During the mid-1980's dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million dairy cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers?P. J. O'Rourke (1947) God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer an honest man.Benjamin Franklin (17061790)

84. Aphorisms, Quotations, & Wisecracks--N, O, And P witch.Dave James. Did you ever have the measles, and if so, howmany?Artemus Ward (18341867), The Census . Each of Nature's http://littlecalamity.tripod.com/Quotes/NOP.html

NATURE Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.Fran Lebowitz (1950), U.S. writer Nature never makes any blunders; when she makes a fool she means it.Josh Billings (18181885), U.S. humorist Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.Charles Darwin (18091882), English scientist NEATNESS COUNTS An organized person is one who is too lazy to look for things.JoAnn Thomas, Door Co. Wisconsin Advocate One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.A.A. Milne (18821956), English author Properly organized, even crime pays.Jim Fisk and Robert Barron OBSERVATIONS (or Not-So-Great Truths) A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.Mark Twain (1835-1910) Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp. It's 2 cents for postage, and 30 cents for storage.Gerald Regan (1928), Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83

85. Thoughts_and_Quotes Oliver Goldsmith 1728,1774 - english poet, novelist and dramatist Artemus Ward= Charles Farrar Browne - 1834,1867 - american humorist Samuel Taylor http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Arc/2859/thoughts_and_quotes.html

86. Optical Index Do me eyes deceive me earsight? Is it some dreams?' Artemus Ward 1834 1867.Everyone is aware, I'm sure, that things are not always as they seem. http://web.ukonline.co.uk/members/jill.lawson/optical/opindex.htm

Interesting ptical effects 'Do me eyes deceive me earsight? Is it some dreams?' Artemus Ward Everyone is aware, I'm sure, that things are not always as they seem. I am particularly fascinated by the visual anomalies that are more commonly called Optical Illusions. Some of the best-known - and one or two unusual ones - are extensively explored at Illusionworks ; there is a collection here ; have a look at ; and try the miscellany of all things visual at Grand-Illusions Here, with the aid of Microsoft GIF Animator, I have tried to demonstrate some Optical Effects that interest me. Please wait while the animations load. Enjoy! AFTER EFFECTS Look at the moving patterns - and see the strange effects CUBE Classic 'which way is it facing' cube and rod animation ERASER Eraser on - or above - a table Back to Fractals

87. EBooks (e-Books, EBook) Digital Book Index Search By Author Doyle, (best). AUTHOR, AUTHOR, TITLE, EDITION, FORMAT, PRICE, PUBORG.Ward, Artemus Charles Farrar Browne, Artemus Ward, his book. Withmany http://www.digitalbookindex.com/_search/search002a.asp?AUTHOR=Ward, Arte

88. On Knowledge what folks don’t know that causes problems, it’s what they do know that ain'tso.—Artemus Ward, 19thcentury American humorist (1834–1867) (pen name of http://home.earthlink.net/~anewhaus/Aphorknowledge.htm

On Knowledge (1788–1860) "The Art of Literature: On Thinking for One’s Self," Essays of Arthur Schopenhauer , tr. T. Bailey Saunders (1851) The Voice of the Master , pt. 2, ch. 8 (1960; repr. in A Second Treasury of Kahlil Gibran , tr. Anthony Ferris [1962]) In Search of the Miraculous , ch. 2 (1949) The Life of Samuel Johnson Metaphysics , bk. 1, ch. 1 Satires Liberal Education The Life of Samuel Johnson, vol. 3 (1791) The Republic A Study in Scarlet (b. 1934) The Revolution of Everyday Life , Introduction (1967; tr. 1983) Tom Sawyer Abroad (1883–1931) "The Words of the Master," viii, in The Treasured Writings Novum Organum Life on the Mississippi On Elementary Instruction in Physiology (1834–1867) (pen name of Charles Farrar Browne) in James F. Clarity and Warren Weafer, Jr., "Briefings," New York Times , 18 October 1984 The Logic of Scientific Discovery An Essay on Man The Real Story of Lucille Ball Detroit Free Press , 7 January 1982 The dialogue of the seraphic virgin Catherine of Siena , ed. and tr. Algar Thorold (1896)

89. Famous Quotations-Page 2 It's the things we know that just ain't so. Artemus Ward (1834 1867)Humorist Cited in BITS PIECES On Temptation. Opportunity http://madgopes.com/quotes1.html

Updated June 17 ,2000 WELCOME TO QUOTATIONS PAGE -2 On Judgment One ailment that antibiotics will never stamp out is premature formation of opinionsAnonymous Judgment can be acquired only by acute observation, by actual experience in the school of life, by ceaseless alertness and to learn from others,by study of the activities of men who have made notable marks, by striving to analyze the everyday play of causes and effects; by constant study of human nature. B.C. Forbes Publisher On Achievement The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. Thomas Edison Inventor On Adversity If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. Anne Bradstreet Poet Entertainer Dolly Parton once said that if you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.

90. Birth And Death Dates Of Authors 1717 1797) WALPOLE, Hugh (1884 - 1941) WALTON, Izaak (1593 - 1683) Ward, AdolphusWilliam (1837 - 1924) Ward, Artemus (1834 - 1867) Ward, Humphrey (1851 http://gutenberg.net.au/birthdeath.html

Project Gutenberg of Australia a treasure-trove of literature treasure-trove n treasure found hidden with no evidence of ownership. Home PG Library of Australiana Works in the 'public domain' in Australia Australian Explorers ... Site Map List of birth and death dates The following list shows the birth and death dates of a number of authors. The dates shown may not be accurate, as the list has been compiled from existing sources on the internet, and dates have not been verified by Project Gutenberg of Australia. A comprehensive list of authors and translators, together with birth and death dates, is available from The New General Catalog of Old Books and Authors at the Kingkong web site. Other sites which may be of interest to Project Gutenberg volunteers are listed on the Links page. SURNAME, Christian Name(s) (Born - Died) Home Updated 30 Oct 02

91. Chapter Novelists And Humorists Of Index By Simonds History Of American Literatu Henry W. Shaw (18181885), Josh Billings, and Charles F. Browne (1834-1867), ArtemusWard, are the real leaders in this group of humorous professionals. http://www.bibliomania.com/2/3/270/1820/21958/3.html

Leslie Goldthwaite , and We Girls (1870), and Louisa M. Alcott (1832-1888) were the most popular writers for girls. American Humor. The quality of humor has been already noted in connection with the work of more than one American writer. The homely wit of Franklin gives a distinct coloring to his pages. Irving, not only in the robust mirthfulness of the Knickerbocker History , but also in the delightful pages of his several sketch-books, appears as a humorist of genial type. Lowell and Holmes have conspicuous places among the exponents of American humor; and there are scores of minor writers whose gifts in this field have not been concealed. The Political Humorists. The political humorist has long been in evidence. "Major Jack Downing" was the character assumed in the days of President Jackson by a young journalist of Portland, Maine, a graduate of Bowdoin College, Seba Smith (1792-1868). The war with Mexico later inspired his pen. The Civil War brought out several journalistic humorists, among whom one, Robert Henry Newell (1836-1901), of New York, wrote under the name of

92. PAL:Appendix R: American Wit And Humor PS430 .H86. Pullen, John J. Comic relief the life and laughter of ArtemusWard, 18341867. Hamden, Conn. Archon Books, 1983. PS1143 .P84. http://www.csustan.edu/english/reuben/pal/append/axr.html

PAL: Perspectives in American Literature - A Research and Reference Guide Paul P. Reuben Appendix R: American Wit and Humor American Humor Studies Association Native American Humor Books Articles ... Home Page Selected Bibliography: Books Apte, Mahadev L. Humor and laughter: an anthropological approach. Ithaca, NY: Cornell UP, 1985. GN454.55 .A68 Bennett, Barbara. Comic Visions, Female Voices: Contemporary Women Novelists and Southern Humor. Baton Rouge: Louisiana State UP, 1998. Botkin, Benjamin A. ed. A treasury of American anecdotes; sly, salty, shaggy stories of heroes and hellions, beguilers and buffoons, spellbinders and scapegoats, gagsters and gossips, from the grassroots and sidewalks of America. NY: Random House 1957. PN6261 .B6 Braude, Jacob M. New treasury of stories for every speaking and writing occasion. Englewood Cliffs, NJ: Prentice-Hall 1959. PN6261 .B73 Pocket portfolio of humor for all occasions. Englewood Cliffs, NJ: Prentice-Hall, 1961. PN6162 .B685x Speaker's encyclopedia of humor: stories, quotes, definitions, and toasts for every situation. Englewood Cliffs, NJ: Prentice-Hall, 1961. PN6162 .B69

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¡¶Success ¡¶Love ¡¶Prosperity ¡¶Success 1.The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces. There is plenty of room at the top£­but no place to sit down. Anonymous 2.No student ever attains very eminent success by simply doing what is required of him: it is the amount and excellence of what is over and above the required, that determines the greatness of ultimate distinction. Charles Kendall Adams (1835-1902)US diplomat 3.You don't have to stay up nights to succeed; you have to stay awake days. Anonymous 4.A child who is to be successful is not reared exclusively on a bed of down. African Akan Proverb 5.Distinction is the consequence, never the object, of a great mind.

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