41. The Coffee Place's Joke Stack chemistry humor Johnny had a chemestry set, Johnny is no more. http://www.thecoffeeplace.com/Jokes/aaaaabxe.html

The Coffee Place's Joke Stack Chemistry Humor Johnny had a chemestry set, Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O, Was H2SO4. Q: What happened to the chemist who fell into a vat of acid? A: He was absorbed in his work. A green little chemist On a green little day, Mixed some green little chemicals In a green little way. Now the green little grasses So tenderly wave O'er the green little chemist's Green little grave. Q. What's the first thing to remember in chemistry? A. Don't lick the spoon. This page is maintained by: mark@thecoffeeplace.com Changes were last made on 11-20-2001 Return to The Coffee Place's Joke Stack

42. Miscellaneous Links (Chem At OUC) Information. A resource for materials print. chemistry humor Sites. Alist of sites. ChemWeb, The World Wide Club for the Chemical Community. http://www.ouc.bc.ca/chem/c_links/misclinks.html

43. AnsMe Directory - Recreation > Humor > Science > Chemistry http//nmr.chem.ohiou.edu/leo/jokes/. 6. MDeA's Chemistry Fun Page The ultimatesite for chemistry humor. It contains chemistry jokes and chemical puns. http://dir.ansme.com/recreation/59445.html

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44. NetForum - Messages In Topic: Humor In The Classroom Humor in the Classroom, Jamie Stallings, Sun Sep 15 231256 US/Eastern2002. chemistry humor, Linda Wu, Wed Sep 18 202752 US/Eastern 2002. http://www.forum.ncsu.edu/cgi-bin/netforum/sciteach/a/3--38

Forum: Science Teaching Forum Topic: Humor in the Classroom Topic Posted by: James Parrish ( jfparris@unity.ncsu.edu Organization: EMS 477 Date Posted: Thu Sep 17 13:47:47 EDT 1998 Topic Description: This topic is designed to share humorous moments in the classroom with other science educators because after all, laughter is the best medicine. Postings to this topic could include (but are not limited to) funny sayings by students, teacher slip-ups, etc. Remember not include students' names. Newer messages are at the top Humor, Not just for students! Steve Anderson Fri Oct 11 10:31:34 US/Eastern 2002 Replies: 2 hour delay Brian Curran Sat Oct 26 23:08:02 US/Eastern 2002 Humor does have a place Kristin Buckley Tue Nov 12 0:37:12 US/Eastern 2002 FOOLED! Brian Curran Mon Sep 30 0:02:31 US/Eastern 2002 Replies: humor Barbara Pearson Tue Oct 8 14:19:12 US/Eastern 2002 Humor in the Classroom Haywood Rhodes Fri May 25 16:34:24 US/Eastern 2001 Replies: I Agree Jennifer Taylor Tue May 29 20:01:19 US/Eastern 2001 caught laughing Phoebe Coggins Wed May 30 19:33:22 US/Eastern 2001 Humor in class Bryan Johnson Thu Sep 13 16:08:31 EDT 2001 Gotta have some fun in class B. J. Testa

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46. LABRATS myself. WARNINGchemistry humor ahead. May cause groans or headscratchingin those fortunate enough to be outside of the field. http://www.main.com/~lsboffa/Labratstemplink.html

LABRATS One of my fondest grade school memories is of touring the Austin American-Statesman's newspaper offices and seeing Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Ben Sargent's desk (and the spot where a pre- Bloom County Berke Breathed was thrown bodily out of the building after a particularly offensive editorial cartoon). After an extremely brief (i.e. one strip) period as a cartoonist for my junior high newspaper, I quit the comic biz for a while. In college at the University of Texas, however, there were so many bizarre and amusing things which merited permanent chronicling that I just couldn't help myself. WARNING chemistry humor ahead. May cause groans or head-scratching in those fortunate enough to be outside of the field. LABRATS features the adventures of chemistry major Sid Ford, her neurotic boyfriend Chuck, her somewhat normal roommate Barbara, and dim bass player Marshall (sorry, was I being repetitive?). If you enjoy these strips, please e-mail me and let me know! New Comix! (Not updated as often as the Dilbert archive, but I try): Labrats.Oldies

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49. Songs Of Geology And Chemistry And Other Science-Related Jokes And Humor Songs, poems, jokes about geology and chemistry. http://www.heptune.com/geosong.html

Songs of Geology and Other Science-Related Jokes and Humor CONTENTS Geology songs Geology poem Geology word play Are you a Total Immersion Geologist ... Sizzling Organic Chemistry Dramas Return to Heptune's Journal of Lore and Levity Links to other Heptune pages GEOLOGY SONGS The Geologist's Come-All-Ye (a folksong) by Brenna Lorenz Come all ye lads and you will hear About the life that we love dear, Refrain: With our diddle-air-re-oh, falling rock away, knock it down, Fall-di-knock-a-rock-away, me laddie-oh! Geologists all bold and strong, We are the subject of this song. We get up with the rising sun And map until the day is done. We walk two hundred miles a day, And study rocks along the way. We fight our way through brush and trees And slog through bog up to our knees. When flies are thick, then we don't walk, They carry us from rock to rock. We swing our hammers with a whack, Take home an outcrop on our backs. Nine hundred pounds of rock or more Is just an average daily score. If we run out of food to eat There's always rock beneath our feet.

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science jokes Version 7.35.2 Time-stamp: "March 15, 2003". This page made on 15-03-03 Science humor collected by Joachim Verhagen (sciencejokes@xs4all.nl) "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused." This is a collection of more than 2000 scientific jokes from Usenet, or mailed or told to me. You are free to read and use them on the net or in conversation. Please keep the original author and sender when you use them; mentioning this list is optional. The latest version is available from FTP and WWW: WWW: http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/ WWW: http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/sjhtml.zip (html-format, about 1.3M) WWW: http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/scijokes.zip (ASCII format, about 900k) FTP: ftp://ftp.in.umist.ac.uk/pub/Text/scijokes.zip (about 900k) Send comments and contributions (especially contributions) to: sciencejokes@xs4all.nl (Joachim Verhagen). You will be acknowledged with your name and e-mail adress (and/or your webpage if you prefer that.) If you have a science humor webpage you can add it to the science humor webring at http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scihum/webring.html

51. Science Jokes Jokes organized by topic, including biology, earth science, chemistry, Einstein, math, and physics. http://www.juliantrubin.com/sciencejokes.html

Jokes and Science The Joke of the Week Relativity: Two hairs in my cup of milk is too much. Two hairs on my head is too less. About This Site This is a collection of K-12 science jokes studded with science links, pictures and stamps. The jokes are short, not complicated or abusive and organized by topic. If applicable, each section is focused on one scientist - life and work - and the science he represents. If there is not in existence a central scientific person, then, the focus is on a general scientific topic and history of science. The purpose of this site is to present another science education tool through entertainment and curiosity. Proper jokes and links could be sent to: jokes@julian T rubin.com The Jokes by Topic Darwin Jokes and Biology Mendeleev Jokes and Chemistry Space Explorers, Jokes and Astronomy Albert Einstein Jokes ... About the author of this site and contact information Last updated: February 2003

52. Humor And Chemistry. humor in chemistry Like everyone else chemists have a sense of humor. Below we have a couple of links that set out to prove this. The Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide has a great site. http://oak.cc.conncoll.edu/~mzim/humor.html

Humor in Chemistry Like everyone else chemists have a sense of humor. Below we have a couple of links that set out to prove this. The Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide has a great site. If you haven't had much chemistry or your brain is fried, this site is only amusing if you remember that dihydrogen monoxide is water. Scientific experiments do not only have to be performed with chemicals. This site called T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. (Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations), has some funny, very scientifically done, experiments performed on your favorite snack cakes and in the proper scientific method format. The experiments were done to "determine the properties of that incredible food, the Twinkie." Lisa Boffa at Umass has compiled a few comics called Lab Rats which make fun of the trials and tribulations of chemistry undergrads. Feeling overwhelmed with labs and tests? These cartoon characters are in the same boat. You think you know all the elements on the periodic table. Well, the heaviest element known to science was recently discovered, Administratium ! Take a look at this site, it is one of about twenty sites devoted to Admiministratium. It's an element that is found everywhere and seems to becoming more abundant.

53. Chemistry - Humor Or Humour - Science Sites - Page 2 Of 3 humor On the Fun Side The lighter side of chemical bonding. MDeA's chemistry FunPage There are several chemistry jokes and riddles (just under 30 when I http://chemistry.about.com/cs/chemists/index_2.htm

zfp=-1 var z336=0; About Homework Help Chemistry Search in this topic on About on the Web in Products Web Hosting Chemistry with Anne Marie Helmenstine Your Guide to one of hundreds of sites Home Articles Forums ... Help zmhp('style="color:#fff"') Subjects ESSENTIALS Periodic Table of the Elements Chemistry How-To Guide Chemical Structures Archive ... All articles on this topic Stay up-to-date! Subscribe to our newsletter. Advertising Free Credit Report Free Psychics Advertisement Humor Guide picks Previous Next Gallery of Statistics Jokes Gary C. Ramseyer's collection of jokes about statistics and statisticians. George Goble's Extended Home Page The grill-lighting with liquid oxygen is a classic. If you haven't seen it you should (unless you have pyromaniac tendencies). How to Build an H-Bomb There is a lot of useful and amusing information here, but I don't think you'll learn how to build a hydrogen bomb :-) Humor: On the Fun Side The lighter side of chemical bonding. From John I. Gelder, Oklahoma State University. Interesting Vibrational Modes of Benzene Movies list also includes: A Simple SN2 Reaction . From University of California at Berkeley. It'll Never Work!

54. Humor And Chemistry. . humor in chemistry. Like everyone else chemists have a sense ofhumor. Below we have a couple of links that set out to prove this. http://journal.conncoll.edu/~mzim/humor.html

Humor in Chemistry Like everyone else chemists have a sense of humor. Below we have a couple of links that set out to prove this. The Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide has a great site. If you haven't had much chemistry or your brain is fried, this site is only amusing if you remember that dihydrogen monoxide is water. Scientific experiments do not only have to be performed with chemicals. This site called T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. (Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations), has some funny, very scientifically done, experiments performed on your favorite snack cakes and in the proper scientific method format. The experiments were done to "determine the properties of that incredible food, the Twinkie." Lisa Boffa at Umass has compiled a few comics called Lab Rats which make fun of the trials and tribulations of chemistry undergrads. Feeling overwhelmed with labs and tests? These cartoon characters are in the same boat. You think you know all the elements on the periodic table. Well, the heaviest element known to science was recently discovered, Administratium ! Take a look at this site, it is one of about twenty sites devoted to Admiministratium. It's an element that is found everywhere and seems to becoming more abundant.

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57. Science And Technology - Chemistry (Humor) Organic chemistry humor Quotations, jokes, rules of the lab and a guideto scientific literature help explain the life of the organic chemist. http://www.centerofweb.com/scitech/chem_humor.htm

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E r i k s C h e m i s t r y C h e m i s t r y H u m o r Back To Erik's Chemistry: Main Page Chemistry Links Chemistry Images Chemistry Animations Chemistry Humor By eepp@altavista.net What happens to an organic chemistry student during an exam? Organic Chemistry Student Before Exam Organic Chemistry Student After Exam Compiled by eepp@altavista.net cis-"ter" trans-"sister" trans-"parent" trans-"parent" trans-"plant" trans-"atlantic" para-"docs" ortho-"docs" para-"medics" ether "bunny" propyl "people" ether By lree@ufl.edu .... and you know - if silver nitrate spills - it will do so on an uneven surface so it will roll TOWARD you very quickly...usually on a day you're wearing shorts. By eepp@altavista.net Laws of Laboratory Glassware: If a piece of glassware can fall it will do so. Glass isn't as sturdy as it looks. If glassware can fall in two directions, it will fall in such a way as to create the most damage. The above damage will also be done in such a way as to cause the most injury to your person. The probability of a piece of glassware breaking is directly proportional to its price, its cleanliness and its necessity for the current lab.

59. The Towerlight Online - Charming Romantic Comedy Doesn't 'lose' Chemistry, Humor Charming romantic comedy doesn't 'lose' chemistry, humor by Tai Shadrick Photo courtesyParamount Pictures February 03, 2003 It's easy to predict a saccharine http://www.thetowerlight.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/02/03/3e3db0587de60

Search Mar 18, 2003 Front Page News Special Edition Nation ... Archives Arts : Sound Bites Arts : Sound Bites American telent showcased on King's new album High energy leads way on 'Remote Part' Jucifer combines demonic screeches with angelic melodies Morphine compilation is 'addictive' (Left) Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star as an agent and a columnist, respectively, who both have their own agendas in the new romantic comedy, "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days," opening Friday everywhere. Charming romantic comedy doesn't 'lose' chemistry, humor by Tai Shadrick Photo courtesy Paramount Pictures February 03, 2003 It's easy to predict a saccharine-filled romantic comedy these days. Guy meets girl, guy and girl fall in love but don't realize it, something terrible happens to tear guy and girl away from each other, but guy and girl eventually reunite at the end. While many of these sappy stories may seem as predictable as Lara Flynn Boyle wearing a pink tutu to the Golden Globes, director Donald Petrie's new film, "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days," has a little twist that will keep audiences on their toes. Loosely based on a book of the same title by Michele Alexander and Jeannie Long, the film stars Kate Hudson ("Almost Famous") as Andie, a "How-To" columnist for "Composure," a women's magazine that could be the next "Cosmopolitan."

60. Sizzling Organic Chemistry Dramas These are four somewhat bawdy (if you're a molecule) plays illustrating organic chemistry reaction Category Recreation humor Science chemistry...... Let's go contaminate some ethanol! Check out How to Pass chemistry! See more sciencehumor at Songs of Geology! Return to Heptune's Journal of Lore and Levity! http://www.heptune.com/chemtale.html

Sizzling Organic Chemistry Dramas! by Brenna Lorenz Electrophilic Addition (A Molecular Drama) Characters : Secondary carbon (Sec) is sharing four electrons with Primary Carbon (Prim) to form a propene molecule. Along comes a hungry electrophilic Hydrogen (Hyd) who is bonded to an electron-hogging Chlorine (Chlor). Hyd : Oh, look at all those electrons on that propene! Chlor : What's with you? Aren't my electrons good enough for you? Hyd : (disgusted) Your electrons. That's the whole trouble with you. They're our electrons, you pig! Prim : Hi, Hydrogen! Nice nucleus! Chlor : You keep your electrons away from my Hydrogen's nucleus! Hyd : (to Propene) Would you share your electrons with little old me? Prim and Sec : Yes! Hyd : (Shoving electron pair at Chlorine) Here! Keep your precious electrons! I'm going to bond with someone who appreciates me. (Hydrogen grabs one of the electron pairs shared by Secondary and Primary Carbons, and after a brief struggle, Secondary lets go, leaving Hydrogen bonded to Primary.) Sec : Help! I'm a carbocation! Someone give me some electrons, quick! (Spots Chlorine.) Hey, you've got electrons to spare. Share them with me.

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