61. Supa Chem Humor The Student's Guide to Problem Solving. Reason's that My Test GradeShould be Raised. chemistry Jokes and humor. Dihydrogen Monoxide. http://supachem.tripod.com/ChemHumor.htm

Supa ChemHumor!!! A few links to some funny stuff related to Chemistry... ChemCenter's Joke-a-Rama Some Over-My-Head Jokes How to Tell if Someone is Obsessed with Chemistry T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. ... Dihydrogen Monoxide

62. BRAIN RELAXATION ACTIVITIES Organic chemistry and humor Amusing Stories Dramas chemistry gamesComical compounds chemistry clipart - Organic chemistry and humor -. http://www.organicworldwide.net/relax.html

BRAIN RELAXATION ACTIVITIES [Organic chemistry and humor] [Amusing Stories] [Dramas] [Chemistry games] ... [Chemistry clip-art] Organic chemistry and humor This site contains a selection of jokes about organic chemistry extracted from the list of science jokes compiled by J. Verhagen. Any additions to this list are welcome Phrases Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate! Never replicate a successful experiment -Fett's law. It takes alkynes to make a world. A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library. Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist! First law of Laboratorics: Hot glass and cold glass look alike! Questions and Answers Q: Why are organic chemists the cleanest people you'll ever meet... A: They wash their hands even before they go to the restroom! Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates. Q: What's a cation afraid of? A: A dogion! Rules of the lab 1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly. 2. Experiments must be reproduceable, they should fail the same way each time.

63. Science Humor A long list of links to biology songs and jokes, with some other science humor as well.Category Recreation humor Science Biology...... Jokes with a medical slant can be found on the Medical humor Page The Atomic Jokes;Beer and Ice Cream Diet; Bernard Baruch Quote; Better Living Through chemistry; http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/6174/h--scien.html

Science Humor NOTE: Jokes with a medical slant can be found on the Medical Humor Page The 12 Days of Research Acid Poem Aeronautical Terminology and Definitions ... Cartoon Laws of Physics (updated 9/1/98) Cat Theorem Proof Chemistry Sayings Chemistry vs. Physics vs. Math Chemistry X-mas Carols ... Scientific Responses to Hunger (fixed link) Scientific Study Scientific Theories from Omni Magazine Readers ... You Might Be a Physics Major if ... Member of the Science Humor Net Ring Previous 5 Sites Previous Next ... List Sites Member of the Science Humor Net Ring Previous 5 Sites Previous Next ... Back to Lori's home page Revised June 26, 2000

64. Aha! Jokes > Science, Chemistry, And Biology Jokes, Humor, And More! Science jokes and humor, relating to chemistry, science in general,biology, astronomy, and more! Science Jokes. Science jokes and http://www.ahajokes.com/science_jokes.html

Science Jokes Science jokes and humor, relating to chemistry, science in general, biology, geology, astronomy, and much more! Location: Clean Jokes > Science Jokes Mailing List Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for FREE daily JOKES by E-MAIL! Laugh Links Funny Jokes Funny Cartoons Random Jokes Fun Pages ... Funny Links > Featured Today What's new? Joke of the Day Funny Pic of Day > Other Options Contact us Link to us Submit a Joke Joke links: [ Office Jokes Jokes Funny Guides Each day, click to read the Science Joke of the Day Individual joke listings A geologist's song 01 A geologist's song 02 A geologist's song 03 A geologist's song 04 ... Ideas about science Search for jokes by keyword Match All Terms Any Term in Search Index: [ All ] Also see Aha! Jokes Random Science Jokes terms Jokes ... Funny Pictures

65. Wisdom And Humor, Suslick Research Group Chemistry University Of Illinois Steven Wright Mr. Dryer believes in a sense of humor and to facilitatethis, he does not sleep. Nobel prize for chemistry 1908. http://www.scs.uiuc.edu/suslick/wisdom.html

Overview Outline of Research Projects Introduction to Sonochemistry ... Chem 315: Inorganic Chemistry WORDS OF HUMOR AND WISDOM C'est moi. The Mulla Nasrudin Piet Hein's Grooks Aphorisms: Wisdom in Absurdity ... Aphorisms: Life, the Future, and its Alternatives C'est moi. Stories that make us laugh are good. Stories that teach us are good. Knowledge comes by the truckload, Suslick's Scheme of Priorities: If it isn't worth doing, it isn't worth doing right. Suslick's Law of Threes: It always takes three times to do anything right. The first time you either overshoot or undershoot; the second time you either over-compensate or under-compensate; it's not until the third time that you have a chance to get it right. Suslick's First Law of Maps: Student Leader: a thug with big friends. Political Leader: a thug with rich friends. To settle a violent dispute, two men went to the Rabbi. The wizened old scholar listened with care to the first man's tale and said, "You're right." But the second man leaped up, crying "Rabbi, it wasn't like that at all. It was this way...." After this version, the Rabbi turned to the second man and said, " You're right."

66. Wisdom And Humor, Suslick Research Group Chemistry University Of Illinois Proposal Excerpts, Group Equipment, How To Give A Seminar, Laws of the Universe.Funding, Past Group Members, Ch315 Inorganic chemistry, Cartoons of humor and Wisdom. http://www.scs.uiuc.edu/suslick/cartoons.html

Overview Outline of Research Projects Introduction to Sonochemistry ... Chem 315: Inorganic Chemistry CARTOONS OF HUMOR AND WISDOM SONOCHEMICAL CARTOONS THE ACADEMIC BESTIARY OTHER CARTOONS SOME FAVORITE DILBERT CARTOONS SONOCHEMICAL CARTOONS THE ACADEMIC BESTIARY by Richard Armour illustrated by Paul Darrow Title Page The Thesis The Assistant Professor Tenure The Science Professor The Professor of Philosophy The Full Professor (I've always wondered, "Full of what?" KSS) The Head The Emeritus Professor The Rule OTHER CARTOONS "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. But, then, so is a lot." A. Einstein SOME OF MY FAVORITE DILBERT CARTOONS SUSLICK GROUP WEBSITE: THE SCIENCE THE GROUP THE LAGNIAPPE: A LITTLE EXTRA Overview Current Group Members CV: Abbreviated, Full Art and ... of Waters Synopses: Sonochemistry Metalloporph. Group Responsibilities Complete ... Masks Comments and suggestions: ksuslick@uiuc.edu

67. HUMOR Med Rune Making The Grade A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies Ord Kvinner bruker, A Good chemistryExperiment A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his humor med Rune. http://home.hit.no/~petterse/historier/?idHistorie=6

68. Index Of /humor/chemistry Parent Directory computer 08-Mar-1994 1301 2.9K woman_chemical.html 22-Nov-1995 1136 1.6K......Index of /humor/chemistry. Name Last modified Size http://www.kjartan.org/humor/chemistry/

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69. Index Of /humor/chemistry Parent Directory woman_chemical.html 22-Nov-1995 1136 1.6K computer 08-Mar-1994 1301 2.9K......Index of /humor/chemistry. Name Last modified Size http://www.kjartan.org/humor/chemistry/?C=S&O=A

70. #Beginner - Humor, Chemistry Lesson Just for Fun .. Funnybone. chemistry Lesson. Two new additions tothe periodic table of elements. Element Name WOMAN Symbol WO http://www.ircbeginner.com/justfun/fb-chemistry.html

Home Gallery IRC Info Op/Voice Info ... SEARCH Just for Fun..... Funnybone Chemistry Lesson Two new additions to the periodic table of elements. Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

71. Humor: Chemistry Carols The chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town. You precipitate. The chemistryTeacher's coming to town. I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate. http://people.bu.edu/metalman/chemistry_xmas_carols.html

Chemistry Carols The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town I'm dreaming of a white precipitate Silent labs Deck the labs ... Silver nitrate The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town You better not weigh You better not heat You better not react I'm telling you now The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town. He's collecting data He's checking it twice He's gonna find out The heat of melting ice The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town. He sees you when you're decanting He knows when you titrate He knows when you are safe or not So wear goggles for goodness sake. Oh, you better not filter And drink your filtrate You better not be careless and spill your precipitate. The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town. I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate I'm dreaming of a white precipitate just like the ones I used to make Where the colors are vivid and the chemist is livid to see impurities in the snow. I'm dreaming of a white precipitate with every chemistry test I write may your equations be balanced and right and may all your reactions be bright.

72. The Chemistry Set [rec.humor.funny] Previous Browse the Best of RHF General Jokes 8789 Next. The chemistryset. His wife replies that he's downstairs playing with his new chemistry set. http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/87/merced.html

Browse the Best of RHF: " General Jokes 87-89 The Chemistry set cm2n+@andrew.cmu.edu (Christopher A. Maloney) Carnegie Mellon University (chuckle, sexual) Here's one I heard on the radio recently. A father comes home and asks where his son is. His wife replies that he's downstairs playing with his new chemistry set. The father is curious so he wanders down stairs to see what his son is doing. As he's walking down the steps he hears a banging sound. When he gets to the bottom he sees his son pounding a nail into the wall. He says to his son, "What are you doing? I thought you were playing with your chemistry set. Why are you hammering a nail into the wall?" His son replied, "This isn't a nail, dad, it's a worm. I put these chemicals on it and it became hard as a rock." His dad thought about it for a minute and said, "I'll tell you what son, give me those chemicals and I'll give you a new Volkswagon." His son quite naturally said, ``Sure why not.'' The next day his son went into the garage to see his new car. Parked in the garage was a brand new Mercedes. Just then his dad walked in. He asked his father where his Volkswagon was. His dad replied, "It's right there behind the Mercedes. By the way, the Mercedes is from your mother." pz2a@naqerj.pzh.rqh

73. Chemistry 101 [rec.humor.funny] Fun Stuff Jokes Previous Browse the Best of RHF General Jokes 9092 Next. chemistry 101. amoore@bunny.gte.com (Mark Moore) (sexual, funny) http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/90q1/douche.html

Browse the Best of RHF: " General Jokes 90-92 Chemistry 101 amoore@bunny.gte.com (Mark Moore) (sexual, funny) I hope that the packaging for the new Stayfree Maxipads with baking soda includes a warning about the potential side effects of wearing a baking soda laced feminine napkin after using a vinegar and water douche. Browse the Best of RHF: " General Jokes 90-92 Best of Jokes Current Jokes RHF Home ... Search

74. Chemistry Mid-term On Hell - Humor usually quite funny. chemistry Mid Term. The following is an actualquestion given on University of IOWA chemistry mid term. The answer http://www.analyticalq.com/humor/hell.htm

analytical Q Contact Suggest a Link Humor Hell and Boyle's Law courtesy of Tony, who forwards me jokes that are usually quite funny Chemistry Mid Term The following is an actual question given on University of IOWA chemistry mid term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

75. University Of Pittsburgh Department Of Chemistry - Thesis Humor University of Pittsburgh Department of chemistry 234 Chevron Science Center Pittsburgh,PA 15260 Phone 412624-8200 Fax 412-624-8611 People Welcome Faculty http://www.chem.pitt.edu/grad/thesishumor.asp

University of Pittsburgh Department of Chemistry 234 Chevron Science Center Pittsburgh, PA 15260 Phone: 412-624-8200 Fax: 412-624-8611 People Welcome Faculty Staff Post Docs ... Help Wanted Research Overview Analytical Biological Chemistry Inorganic ... Centers Graduate Overview Admissions Regulations Students ... Organizations Undergraduate Overview For Majors All Students Research ... Resources Seminars Chemistry University of Pittsburgh Regional Services Resources Shops Stockroom Business ... Departmental Announcements General Computer News Special Current Historical Liaisons Alumni Homepage Newsletter Links University of Pittsburgh City of Pittsburgh Chemistry Others Things not to say in your thesis defense... Source: Chronicle of Higher Education, 2000 People Research Graduate Undergraduate ... Links Webmaster: chemweb@pitt.edu Updated: 12/19/2001 3:36:15 PM

76. Treacherous - Humor - Chemistry Is The chemistry Right? 1. When you look at him does he a) make eyecontact? (he's on E) b) stare into space? (he's on K) c) stare http://www.treacherous.net/humor/chemistry.php

Is The Chemistry Right? 1. When you look at him does he: a) make eye contact? (he's on E) b) stare into space? (he's on K) c) stare at your crotch?(he's on G) 2. When you first met him did he: a) hug you? (E) b) rub his crotch on you?(G) c) tell you to stop bumping into him? (Tina) d) say "What?" and not understand you (K) 3. When you kiss him does he taste like: a) a lollipop? (E) b) a veterinarian's office? (K) c) a bar of cheap soap? (G) 4. Does he say: a) I love you? (E) b) I want you? (G) c) Who are you? (K) 5. Are his eyes: a) half open? (too much E) b) frozen open? (too much K) c) frozen shut? (too much G) d) shifty? (too much Tina) 6. Does he look like: a) he dropped something on the floor? (E) b) he's trying to find the floor? (K) c) he's on the floor? (G) 7. When you talk to him, is he: a) unaware that he's not finishing his sentences? (Coke) b) not finishing his words? (G) c) talking in tongues? (everything)

77. Wicked Chemistry - Hotbar Skins, Fan Fiction, Humor, Yaoi, Shounen-ai, Graphics, lyrics from Freestyle by K's Choice. Welcome to Wicked chemistry.Hi, I'm Dianyx. I'm not only the nutcase who runs this place. http://wickedchemistry.150m.com/

Get your free marketing CD 2003 by Mike G. here! lyrics from "Freestyle" by K's Choice Welcome to Wicked Chemistry. Hi, I'm Dianyx. I'm not only the nutcase who runs this place. I'm also the one who created all the crap...I mean works of art that are on this page. Updated June 6, 2002 Just added some banners and the banner section. That way you can link to me! Updated June 5, 2002 Yes, it's been a long time. I've added a Spirte section, a few new stories and just cleaned stuff up. Also there's a link to my RPG, Ravensford. That's it for now. Bye! view my guestbook sign my guestbook get your free guestbook

78. Chemistry Nerd Humor chemistry Nerd humor. http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/~ryl/home/chemistry.html

Chemistry Nerd Humor

79. Musicianship, Chemistry And Humor Result In Flawless Show CONCERT Musicianship, chemistry and humor Result in Flawless Show.4.4.97 By Mike Prevatt for Daily Bruin (UCLA). The Wallflowers http://www.the-wallflowers.net/article040497.htm

CONCERT: Musicianship, Chemistry and Humor Result in Flawless Show 4.4.97 By Mike Prevatt for Daily Bruin (UCLA) The Wallflowers' gig at the Ventura Theater on Wednesday proved you don't need high-tech light effects, expensive props, and a flashy front man to put on a great show. Led by the good-humored and laid-back Jakob Dylan (yes, Bob's son), the Wallflowers provided Ventura locals and L.A. fans willing to trek to Ventura with a fine show. They performed their entire Top-10 album "Bringing Down the Horse" and five additional songs. From the get-go, Dylan and crew set out to prove they were an unconventional band. Welcomed on-stage by delighted shrieks, they immediately dove into their signature guitar sound with their gigantic radio hit "One Headlight." The crowd responded with a noise combining excitement and astonishment. Rarely does any band open with their biggest hit. But the Wallflowers aren't just any band. Even with Dylan's different vocal approach to the song, the song was still absolutely amazing. The Wallflowers' easy-going sound continued with "Angel on My Bike," the older song "Ashes to Ashes", and "Three Marlenas." Dylan's voice, a perfect hybrid of his father's and Bruce Springsteen's, lacked a diverse range or any serious emotional expression, but something in its gentle hoarseness seemed appropriate for the down-to-earth mood the music was trying to convey.

80. Vitreous Humor Chemistry: The Use Of Potassium Concentration For The Prediction Stephens RJ, Richards RG Title Vitreous humor chemistry The Use of Potassium Concentrationfor the Prediction of the Postmortem Interval Keywords forensic http://www.astm.org/JOURNALS/FORENSIC/PAGES/843.htm

Citation Information Stock #: Volume: Issue: Year: Pages: Author(s): Stephens RJ, Richards RG Title: Vitreous Humor Chemistry: The Use of Potassium Concentration for the Prediction of the Postmortem Interval Keywords: forensic science, pathology and biology, postmortem interval, vitreous humor Abstract: y x + 6.342, with a coefficient of determination ( r ) of 0.374. This r value means that 62.6% of the variation of potassium is unaccounted for by the variation in PMI. Further studies are required to attribute this unaccounted variation to quantifiable factors. This would narrow the inverse prediction interval and enable vitreous potassium to be a useful aid in the prediction of PMI. *PDF not available Return to Main Page

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