61. Cynical Pages for postmodern, discordian, wellrounded geeks of all sexual orientations; we http://www.livejournal.com/users/discordian/

Cynical Pages Friday, March 28th, 2003 Quizzy goodness. Read more... current mood: amused current music: Accept - Balls To The Wall 3 Smart asses So? Spill it!! Trying to kill some time... ... while hoping for Gwen's return current mood: bored current music: Aerosmith - Big Ten Inch Record 2 Smart asses So? Spill it!! Thursday, March 27th, 2003 Quick Status. No Internet for a few days. I'm back, though. Gotta run to Karate, but there'll be an update later on. Sorry. current mood: busy current music: Doobie Brothers - Long Train Runnin' 3 Smart asses So? Spill it!! Tuesday, March 25th, 2003 I feel great! I had an absolutely wonderful experience at the Dojo tonight. I left feeling like I could walk on water! For the first time in the course of a year of training, I really saw my improvement. In the traditional way of training, Sensei doesn't compliment us on our progress, but even if he did, it would be nothing in comparison to actually seeing it first hand! The details current mood: high 3 Smart asses So? Spill it!! Monday, March 24th, 2003 Sit back, relax, it's time to talk about BULLSHIT.

62. Discordian Saints discordian Saints. The Five Apostles. 1. Hung Mung 2. Dr. Van Van Mojo3. Sri Syadasti 3. The Blessed St. Gulik the Stoned 4. Zarathud http://www.net-tex.de/snafu/saints.html

Discordian Saints The Five Apostles 1. Hung Mung 2. Dr. Van Van Mojo 3. Sri Syadasti 3. The Blessed St. Gulik the Stoned 4. Zarathud the Incorrigible 5. Malaclypse the Elder Saints First Class: Lance, Lieutenant and Brigadier Saints being fictional personages whose conduct is inspiringly Eristic. Malaclypse the Younger (Author of the Principia Discordia) St. Quixote (From Don Quixote , Cervantes) St. Yossarian (from Catch 22 , Heller) St. Bokonon (from Cat's Cradle , Vonnegut) St. Zippy the Microcephalic (From Bill Griffith's Zippy the Pinhead comics) St. Cosimo (from Baron in the Trees , by Italo Calvino) St. Caulfield (from Catcher in the Rye , Salinger) St. Bob the Silent From Clerks Saints Second Class being Saints who, by their existence, are ineligible for higher levels of Sainthood, which are reserved for nonexistent saints. Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico The first and only Emperor of the United States, Norton made insanity work for him, and proved that reality is what you can get away with. Other Nortonian links: Emperor Norton I: an illustrated biography gopher.eden.com's Emperor Norton file

63. Discordian Holydays discordian Holydays. discordians celebrate* the following HolydaysHolyday Name, Significance, discordian Date, Gregorian Date. Mungday, http://www.net-tex.de/snafu/holydays.html

Discordian Holydays Discordians celebrate the following Holydays: Holyday Name Significance Discordian Date Gregorian Date Mungday Apostle Holyday of Apostle Hung Mung Chaos 5 January 5 Chaoflux Season Holyday of the Season of Chaos Chaos 50 February 19 St. Tib's Day Obscure. Celebrated only every four years. St. Tib's Day February 29 Mojoday Apostle Holyday of Dr. Van Van Mojo Discord 5 March 19 Discoflux Season Holyday of the Season of Discord Discord 50 May 3 Syaday/ Guliday Apostle Holyday of Sri Syadasti, or St. Gulik (depending on whom you believe) Confusion 5 May 31 Confuflux Season Holyday of the Season of Confusion Confusion 50 July 15 Zaraday Apostle Holyday of Apostle Zarathud Bureaucracy 5 August 12 Bureflux Season Holyday of the Season of Bureaucracy Bureaucracy 50 September 26 Maladay Apostle Holyday of Malaclypse the Elder Aftermath 5 October 24 Afflux Season Holyday of the Season of The Aftermath Aftermath 50 December 8 The following are other Holydays which may be celebrated: Name Date Notes Pi Approximation Day 22 July Mad Hatter Day October 6 in US, June 10 in Commonwealth

64. Discordian Alliance For Teaching daft.com, located in beautiful Seattle, Washington, USA, is hometo several fine websites and personal pages; among them are http://www.daft.com/

daft.com , located in beautiful Seattle, Washington, USA, is home to several fine websites and personal pages; among them are: A Liberty Library Ballot Access News The Church of All Worlds Cindy Fry's Web Page ... Torin's Teleological Tableau Plus a few unlisted personal pages, and even one or two secret pages! Note to daft.com users: if you want to be listed here (or not), just email me. Note, this site is not connected to the Dublin Accommodation Finder Terminal . That's in Eire. Darren Stalder Last modified: Mon Apr 1 11:03:51 PST 2002

65. Discordian discordian. discordian Increase your web site's traffic Home Page Hail Eris! AllHail Discordia! http//www.kbuxton.com/discordia. discordian Society http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/links/discordian.html

Welcome! This is one of the WWW's biggest sites for links that fit the Wilson's Almanac theme of global and personal change and healing. If you are a website owner, I feel confident your readers will appreciate learning from you about the free daily illustrated ezine, Wilson's Almanac If you are a member of a group with a website, please recommend this page to your website administrator, as a swap link will be mutually beneficial. Themes include: alternatives; New Age; pagan and other festivals; global issues; humor; peace; poetry; inspiration; social justice and more. It's all about how you and your friends can celebrate today. Carpe diem! Seize the day! Pip Wilson If you find any dead links, or Link Partners (they have a globe beside them) without the latest website address (http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com) linked, please let me know. Thank you. Webmaster! Have this free mini-almanac on your site It automatically shows new text each week! All you paste is one small snip of code (no java) - easy. Tell a friend about the Planet Directory: Newsletter, ezine and website list-owners!

66. ADPD Games Page discordian Games. Our Pages. Main Page About discordianism About Us CharityWork Fun Stuff. Weirdness Test discordian Games Links We Like Mail Us! http://www.cs.alfred.edu/~theriajr/adpd/games.html

Discordian Games Our Pages Main Page About Discordianism About Us Charity Work Fun Stuff Weirdness Test Discordian Games Links We Like Mail Us! e-mail Jim, KNS, KSC, LDD, MWO ADPD has spent time collecting various games that can be fun to play. Or be weird to play. Or freak people out if they are played. Most of these were taken from newsgroups, so thanks to the people who posted them! These are not all "Discordian" games, but they all fit the Discordian ideals. Public Polymorphing In a large crowd, try to polymorph by convincing others that you are some animal. The best way to do this is by yelling, "I am (animal name here)!!!!!" and doing that animal's typical actions. Non-animal beings work also, though a toaster is hard to imitate. -Charles F. Werner Meatball, Jedi Knight, Discordian Extrfnordinaire Mornington Crescent A traditional British Game played with a map of the London Underground. The object is to get from a chosen starting point to Mornington Crescent via any route (points travelled by need not necessarily be on the Underground map - or any other map!). The object of the game is to get to Mornington Crescent (and say Mornington Crescent) before your opponent. However, to win you must say Mornington Crescent immediately before your opponent is about to say it.

67. ADPD's Partial List Of Discordian Personages Some discordian Personages. It makes you wonder why insanity is lookeddown upon in (nondiscordian) society. Lord Nostradamus Basho. http://www.cs.alfred.edu/~theriajr/adpd/discord/people.html

Some Discordian Personages Our Pages Main Page About Discordianism Principia Discordia Discordian History *Discordian People About Us Charity Work Fun Stuff Weirdness Test Discordian Games Links We Like Mail Us! e-mail Jim, KNS, KSC, LDD, MWO Malaclypse the Younger One of the two founders of Discordianism and creator of the Principia Discordia. He was the High Priest of the POEE sect of Discordianism. He was last seen on a Californian beach, where it is rumored he spoke the words "Comes the dawn, the sun will rise in the West." He then proceeded to walk into the ocean, and has not been seen since. Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst The other founder of Discordianism and helped create the Principia Discordia. He also was the Master Pastor of the Church Invisible of The Laughing Christ. Omar was the keeper of the Honest Book of Truth, about which not much is known. The Elder Malaclypse One of the 5 Apostles of Eris. Quite possibly the most famous of the apostles, at least after being incorporated into Illuminatus! A very little known fact that was discovered by Ordered Chaos Cabal was that Malaclypse invented snow boarding. He had been climbing Mount Olympus to see the Gods, and once he reached the half way point Eris showed herself to him in a vision. She informed Mal that the Gods were a dull bunch of wallflowers and that Mal would do best to just wander the Mediterranean area until he found a really swinging party. Mal took this advice to heart and crafted a board out of a tree that grew on the mountain, and riding the board he slid down the mountain in record time. Thus snow boarding was born.

68. Annwn Magick, Occult And Wiccan Resources discordian This page is currently under construction. discordian; Myth Folklore;Extropian Transhumanism; UFO Futuristic; Satanism Left Hand Path; http://www.annwn.cc/grove/discord.html

69. Discordian lojbanwiki, discordian. This Wiki is now locked. The content has all beenmoved to wiki.lojban.org, hosted by Robin. Please update your bookmarks. http://nuzban.wiw.org/wiki/index.php?Discordian

70. Discordian Calendar lojbanwiki, discordian Calendar. This Wiki is now locked. Please updateyour bookmarks. The discordian Calendar / le kamlijda veldetri. http://nuzban.wiw.org/wiki/index.php?Discordian Calendar

71. Old Time Religion: Discordian discordianISM Gimme that old time religion Gimme that old time religionGimme that old time religion It's good enough for me! Let http://www.iit.edu/~phillips/personal/song/old_disc.html

DISCORDIANISM Gimme that old time religion Gimme that old time religion Gimme that old time religion It's good enough for me! Let us sing to old Discordia Cause it's sure she's never bored ya And if she's good enough for ya Then she's good enough for me! Of Great Murphy much is spoken For his Law shall not be broken It's not pretty when he's woken Things go wrong for you and me! If your rising sign is Aries You'll be taken by the Fairies Meet the Buddah in Benares where he'll hit you with a pie! If your god of choice is Squat Well then trendy, man, you're not! But you'll get a parking spot! And that's good enough for me! We will sing a verse for Eris (Golden apples for the fairest!) Though she sometimes likes to scare us But she's good enough for me! Let us do our thing for Eris Goddess of the discord there is Apple's golden, it's not ferrous And that's good enough for me! Let us praise the Holy Fool For he's breaking all the rules Holds you up to ridicule, And that's good enough for me! And the brave Illuminatti Can hail Eris in a body Tho we think they're rather dotty They're good enough for me!

72. Discordian & Related Links discordian and Related Links. A little Sweden. Hypertext Principia discordiano discordian hotlist would be complete without this one. Easily http://www.pd.net/shig/discordlinks.html

Discordian and Related Links A little something to offend everyone here. Discordiana Hail Eris, all hail Discordia, ia Shub-Internet, Cthulhu ftagn, and a partridge in a pear tree. HyperDiscordia One of the all-around best links in the whole wide world. If you're one of my many friends who still looks at me oddly, check this link out and learn why. Robert Anton Wilson I admit it. I'm one of the legions of Discordians who got his first taste of the Goddess, so to speak, from Wilson and Shea's immortal Illuminatus! trilogy. Lots of cool files linked to this page. Psychedelic Tabby Cabal Making a big push to bring the movement to the Web. (Like who isn't? But they have a few choice things to say...) The Five-College Discordian Society of Saint Rufus These are probably the most aneristic Discordians I've ever encountered, in that they seem to take the Principia Discordia and other elements of the religion a bit too seriously. (They even claim to have regular weekly meetings, for crying out loud.) Their fearless leader, Pope Max Flax Beeblewax , does have a few interesting commentaries on the Principia , though.

73. Date::Discordian - Calculate The Discordian Date Of A Particular Day NAME. Datediscordian Calculate the discordian date of a particularday. SYNOPSIS. use Datediscordian; $discordian = discordian http://dates.rcbowen.com/discordian/

NAME SYNOPSIS DESCRIPTION Bugs/To Do ... AUTHOR NAME Date::Discordian - Calculate the Discordian date of a particular day SYNOPSIS use Date::Discordian; $discordian = discordian(time); $epochtime = inverse_discordian('bureaucracy 47, 3166'); DESCRIPTION Calculate the Discordian date of a particular 'real' date. Date::Discordian exports two functions - and inverse_discordian. , when given a time value, returns a string, giving the Discordian date for the given day. , given a Discordian date in the same format that emits, returns an epoch time value. It is pretty picky about time format. Pity. I'm really not sure how this would ever be used, so if you actually use this, send me a note. Bugs/To Do General comments You can find out more about the Discordian Calendar at http://www.concentric.net/~darkfox/DiscoCal.html and at a plethora of other sites on the Internet. It is related to the Principia Discordia (http://members.xoom.com/ffungo/titlepage.html) and the ``religion'' of Discordianism. I suppose that there are people that actually take this sort of thing seriously. But then, there are people that collect Beanie Babies, so what do you expect? AUTHOR

74. How To Get A Date With Perl : Slide #26 - Discordian discordian. 5 seasons (Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Beaurocracy, Aftermath). Datediscordian.Index Back to Invented calendars Forward to ISO http://dates.rcbowen.com/yapc/slides/slide26.html

Discordian 5 seasons (Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Beaurocracy, Aftermath) Each season is 73 days Leap day (St Tibbs) 5 days (Sweetmorn, Boomtime, Pungenday, Prickle Prickle, Setting Orange) 5th and 50th of every season is a holyday Date::Discordian Index Back to Invented calendars Forward to ISO YAPC 2001 : How to get a date with Perl - Slide #26

75. Discordian Karma Cabaret Discordia proudly presents Your Karma and You Karma is generallythought of as the summation of the effects your past actions http://users.ev1.net/~darkfox/karma.html

Cabaret Discordia proudly presents: Your Karma and You K T he amount of Karma you have accumulated, then, is clearly a pretty handy thing to know. Unfortunately, it has always been really hard to get a good handle on your account balance. You generally get an End-Of-Life report, but by then it's a little late - you're already in hell or being re-born as a millipede. Similarly, in one-trip either-or religions, extra karma is worthless - if you make it into Heaven by a long shot, you've unecessarily missed out on opportunities for fornication, lewd thoughts, impiety, etc. W hich is why we here at Cabaret Discordia are proud to offer, free of charge, The Karmameter . With frequent use, The Karmameter can show you whether you need to clean up your act or let down your hair. Those who are terminally ill or leading a dangerous lifestyle (mountain climber, high school student) are encouraged to consult the Karmameter frequently to fine-tune their status to mitigate any buzzer-beating demerits. ACTIVATE THE KARMAMETER

76. A Discordian Overview Luckily for you, this isn't some flyby-night set of discordian pages- we have more versions of the book than you can shake a stick at. http://users.ev1.net/~darkfox/overview.html

A D iscordian O verview is the worship (or at least the possession of a reasonable amount of reverence for) the Greek Goddess Eris. Eris, it seems, was always pulling kooky stunts that confused the Greeks (and consequently the Romans, since they weren't too keen on original thought. As a matter of fact, the Romans didn't even bother to get to know Eris any better - they just renamed her "Discordia"). As a result, the ancients had a pretty negative attitude about Her. It was only in modern times (since there are so few ancients around any more) that She revealed to us her true nature. is a pretty easy religion, as far as religions go. You don't have to sacrifice much (unless you count indulging in a few games of sink , and that's not even mandatory). It does have a few rules , but nothing particularly bad happens to you if you break them, and in fact, transgressions are encouraged, as long as you do them in a funky way. like any other belief system worth bashing someone over the head for, has its own version of a holy scripture, called the A lot of the stuff on these pages is quoted from, based on, or stolen from the

77. Discordian Links discordian Links. These are really the only good ones anyway. Listed in hypotheticalorder. Fnord. Cabal of the Apathetic a great British discordian site. http://husky1.stmarys.ca/~discord/links.htm

Discordian Links There's not to much point in listing too many links, as many sites simply jump you from site to site, anyhow. These are really the only good ones anyway. Listed in hypothetical order. Fnord. Cabal of the Apathetic - a great British Discordian site HyperDiscordia, Confusion for a New Generation - The more I look, the more I find. FNORD - If you don't know, you're probably not authorized. The Basement of Warehouse 23 at Steve Jackson Games - some good, dirty, chaotic fun... Church of the Subgenius almost Discordian www.discordia.net - seems to be down... but that's okay - it's only 6th... Links last checked October 14, 1999. The Principia Discordia Part of the Discordian Society of Saint Mary's University web site. Last updated October 14, 1999. E-mail: discord.smu@iname.com

78. Discordian Zen discordian Zen. Anon. Many kinds of Zen exist. Tundra Wind PO Box 429 Monte Rio,CA 95462. THE BASIC PRACTICE OF discordian ZEN. The Rite of Not Knowing. http://www.paganlibrary.com/humor/discordian_zen.php

The Pagan Library Sun, Mar 30 2003 Home What's New? Search the Library Arcade ... Guest Book e-Cards Tell A Friend! Daily Horoscope Daily News Daily Weather ... Your Librarian Discordian Zen Anon Many kinds of Zen exist. Each variety centers around a particular practice/ rite. Soto Zen centers on zazen. Rinzai Zen on koan introspection. Fuke Zen centers on playing a particular kind of music on the shakuhachi (a bamboo flute). Elemental Zen centers on tea ceremony. Discordian Zen centers on the Rite of Not Knowing as its basic manifestation [see below]. Performing the Rite of Not Knowing we enter into the realms of don't know mind. Letting go of our time and opinions, doing what appears, we become more flexible, less attached. Discordian Zen represents a new Zen manifes- tation. While the Rite of Not nowing represents Discordian Zen's primary practice (open to anyone), there exist additional practices/manifestations. These include: The Zen Precepts A new manner of speaking A new mainfestation of time Reweaving the web of life Discordian Zen has no temples, no location, no tax exempt status. It only seeks to manifest, transmit and expand the life-giving Chaos that consti- tutes our original nature, our original enlightenment. If you want to know more about Discordian Zen please write to:

79. Sensibilium. The Discordian Manifesto - The Discordian Manifesto Nolefs Huge Feck Off Links List. You are here Home Writings the discordianmanifesto Cover. SENSIBILIUM . COM. the discordian manifesto. http://www.sensibilium.com/writings/discman.asp

@import "/css/sensi.css"; Home Site Map About Writings ... the discordian manifesto the discordian manifesto Cover EasyPrint By Horab Fibslager The Sane! Contents Cover #000001 in a series of five #2 in a series of six #3 in a series of 8 ... #6 in a series of 5 EasyPrint Every part of the discordian manifesto together on a single page for easier printing. Unscroll the page Powered by Ordus Templi Sensibilium

80. Discordian Calendar Pungenday, the 69 day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3168 (2). The discordianCalendar. All dates on my site is given in the discordian calendar. http://www.hack.org/~mc/discdate.html

Pungenday, the 69 day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3168 (2). The Discordian Calendar All dates on my site is given in the Discordian calendar. If you don't know what "Discordian" means, you should read the Principia Discordia . You probably should anyway. The calendar is divided into five (of course!) seasons. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse The days of the week are named from the five (of course) Basic Elements: sweet, boom, pungent, prickle and orange: Sweetmorn Boomtime Pungenday Prickle-Prickle Setting Orange Holydays A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS B) SEASON HOLYDAYS 1) Mungday 1) Chaoflux 2) Mojoday 2) Discoflux 3) Syaday 3) Confuflux 4) Zaraday 4) Bureflux 5) Maladay 5) Afflux Each occurs on the 5th Each occurs on the 50th day of the Season day of each Season C) ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos

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