Discordianism Meet them. discordian Cabals. discordian writings and other creations. PostmodernismGenerator; The Emperor Norton Utilities; sermon from my mouth; creative disorder; http://www.kbuxton.com/discordia/
Extractions: You are a POPE If you haven't already, you really ought to check out the THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA as being HTMLified by Pope Patterson of the Bowels of the Asylum and Foobaz of the Slowly Inclining , or one of the many other versions (or copies) (like this one ) floating around the web. Or you could order a hard copy the sacred chao : symbol of the hodge and podge Nope, no Dogma "When dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases"
Discordian Links - Top discordian Fnord Archives discordian Quote for the picosecond All Hail Discordia. http://links.discordia.org.uk/
What Is A Discordian? What is a discordian? "discordian A believer in the idea that God is a crazy woman. As evidence the discordian points to all the chaos in the world. May be a religion disguised as a joke or vice versa." Mike Gunderloy, FACTSHEET FIVE http://www.discordia.org/~keeper/discordian.html
Extractions: "Discordian: A believer in the idea that God is a crazy woman. As evidence the Discordian points to all the chaos in the world. May be a religion disguised as a joke or vice versa." - Mike Gunderloy, FACTSHEET FIVE "A Discordian is one who likes to wear Emperor Norton 's old clothes." - L.A. Rollins, Lucifer's Lexicon "It's hard to nail down Discordians - which figures, since they're dedicated to the sowing of Discord, generally of the mental kind. They don't damage the physical world much in worship of sexy ol' Eris, Goddess of Chaos. Discordians all work, I mean play, in their spare time, on Operation Mindfuck - an insidious yet disorganized attempt to tear down your old mental paradigms without offering anything with which to replace them. Techniques include everything from elaborate pranks, to...well, simple pranks. Sort of a Zen version of the Merry Pranksters." - Rev. Ivan Stang, High Weirdness by Mail "What is the central truth behind Marxism-Lennonism* , Erisianism, Discordianism, Zen without Zen Masters? On this point, our leading atheologians are in agreement-and disagreement (as might be expected). Mal says, simply, "God is a crazy woman and Her name is Eris." Ho says more abstractly and less figuratively, "Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in it." Camden says concisely, "If we believe enough, there will be whatamores. Do we really want any?" Mordecai the Foul merely exclaims "Fnord!" and hits you with a stick if you ask again." - Robert Anton Wilson, forward to
Perpetual Date Converter From Gregorian To POEE Calendar anything alone, apparently, Aquadale Bitty, Chaplain, Generic discordian Sect, has rebutted and debunked Icky's work of http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/discordian_calendar.html
Extractions: The seasons are based on the Five Ages of Discordia as described in The Book of Uterus of the Honest Book of Truth which was revealed to Lord Omar. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse SM BT PD PP SO SM BT PD PP SO Jan 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 Chs Jul 5 6 7 8 9 40 41 42 43 44 Cfn 6 7 8 9 10 6 7 8 9 10 10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49 11 12 13 14 15 11 12 13 14 15 15 16 17 18 19 50 51 52 53 54 16 17 18 19 20 16 17 18 19 20 20 21 22 23 24 55 56 57 58 59 21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25 25 26 27 28 29 60 61 62 63 64 26 27 28 29 30 26 27 28 29 30 30 31 1 2 3 65 66 67 68 69 31 1 2 3 4 31 32 33 34 35 Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy Feb 5
Discordia.org.uk Online discordian Oracle, short texts, links, and tech support with a gun. http://discordia.org.uk/
DISCORDIAN QUOTES discordian Quotes. Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe. Allsuspects are innocent until proven discordian in a Court of Chaos. http://www.kbuxton.com/discordia/discordianquotes.html
Extractions: Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe. A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife! It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it? Time's fun when you're having flies Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support Don't knock my smock or I'll clean your clock! Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers ALL FANATICS MUST DIE! If you can read this, you're in range. I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore. Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now! It can't rain all the time For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning You want to buy a magical chia pet? I'm not wearing any underwear Time is a plaything for children and fools. I only kill to know I'm alive. Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for. Love's as good as soma! My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room. YOU kill it I'm bitter.
Chao Of Links A link page, set up as a hidden image map. http://seti23.org/chao/index.html
Extractions: E N T E R Just what is a Discordian, anyhow? Discordian.com is honored to be a member of the Erisian Ring of Integral Spokes, a webring where all sites are not only working, but frequently updated and full of original and interesting Discordian content. Check it out - a webring where all sites are worth reading! [ Join Ring Hub Random Previous Site ... Next Site This site is also a member of the Ring of Fnords, the first and biggest Discordian webring. [ Previous Site Home (Join the ring) Next Site Next 5 Sites ... Random Site
1000 Blank White Cards Additional rules and guidelines, to give the game a wee bit more structure. Samples included. http://www.geocities.com/nconner23/bwcards.html
Extractions: 1000 Blank White Cards is a card game, the purpose of which is to create the cards you're playing with. The original version of the game was created by Nathan McQuillan of Madison, Wisconsin. I originally learned about that version of the game here , although that page hasn't been updated in a while. This new edition of the game was created in late 2001 by Riff Conner, and has been extensively playtested by the Discordian Intelligence Agency - Riff Conner, Mark and Kelly Hennies, and David Youtz - along with various guest stars. Several rules guidelines have been added, for the purpose of giving it a more gamelike framework.
Discordian welcome to discordian.com we built this site to help create a community of interestedand interesting individuals prepared to move beyond killing televisions http://discordian.com/center.html
Extractions: Buy Discordian! is officially open. This is a collection of links to the best Discordian items for sale on the net, a couple of which we're selling ourselves. Want that Kallisti t-shirt? Want a chaos star necklace? Find a link from this site. Still under construction, but the doors are officially open as of 02/02/02. "There's only one instant, and it's right now, and it's eternity." - Waking Life For more news and updates on Discordian.com, subscribe to our new and infrequent newsletter by sending a message to discordianupdates-subscribe@topica.com If you're interested in possibly attending KallistiCon , a Discordian (un)Convention, please subscribe to the KallistiCon list by sending a message to kallisticon-subscribe@topica.com
Extractions: E N T E R Just what is a Discordian, anyhow? Discordian.com is honored to be a member of the Erisian Ring of Integral Spokes, a webring where all sites are not only working, but frequently updated and full of original and interesting Discordian content. Check it out - a webring where all sites are worth reading! [ Join Ring Hub Random Previous Site ... Next Site This site is also a member of the Ring of Fnords, the first and biggest Discordian webring. [ Previous Site Home (Join the ring) Next Site Next 5 Sites ... Random Site
Douglas Zongker | Today's Date Today's date from the Gregorian calendar that we use into the calendar dates of the Mayan, French, Islamic, Hebrew, Julian, Ethiopic, Coptic, Chinese, Julian, and discordian calendars. http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/dougz/date/
Extractions: If this is working, then Gregorian: Sunday, 30 March 2003 Mayan: Long count = 12.19.10.2.6; tzolkin = 12 Cimi; haab = 19 Cumku French: Islamic: 26 Muharram 1424 Hebrew: 26 Adar II 5763 Julian: 17 March 2003 ISO: Day 7 of week 13 of 2003 Persian: 10 Farvardin 1382 Ethiopic: 21 Magabit 1995 Coptic: 21 Baramhat 1719 Chinese: Cycle 78, year 20 (Gui-Wei), month 2 (Yi-Mao), day 28 (Ren-Yin) Julian day: Day of year: Day 89 of 2003; 276 days remaining in the year Discordian: Prickle-Prickle, Discord 16, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3169 Enter a (Gregorian) date: Here are some more calendar-related links (and here are still more last edited Friday, 08 June 2001
Extractions: Praise be to Eris that the world has finally caught up with Discordians We've known for centuries that the best way to experience anything (except, perhaps, for surgery ) is rough-shod and willy-nilly, with tangents and cosines and all those other things that serve to hold your interest and keep you young. All that Greyface -induced order in grammar school didn't do anything but put you to sleep. Don't let THEM tell you how you should learn. Most of the stuff herein has been shamelessly lifted from the Principia Discordia , a bunch is local to my personal Madness, some is the pseudointellectual property of Pope Icky Fundament, PZK , and the remainder belongs to Goddess-knows-who. I'll let y'all know as soon as their lawyers contact me. Take a look around. Enlightenment can be found in the damnedest places.
Discordian Links - Top:Known Discordians ABCDEF Cabal Welcome to the offices of the Eristicism Section of the ABCDEF (Associationof Badly Coordinated discordian/Erisian Freaks), a discordian Cabal. http://links.discordia.org.uk/Known Discordians/
Extractions: Any suggestions on how to further catagorise these groups welcome. A.B.C.D.E.F. Cabal Welcome to the offices of the Eristicism Section of the A.B.C.D.E.F. (Association of Badly Coordinated Discordian/Erisian Freaks), a Discordian Cabal. Please take a few minutes to register with us. Then join us in "Spreading chaos and discord throughout our society, culture, and language." AIK Church of the final resurrection of MoomooH (23rd Kabbal) [french] The Bleak One's Legacy The web page set up by the Patron Saint of Depression, Rev. Bleak E. Cycosis to recieve the pain and suffering of the world and give it to the Goddess. BloodStar Discordian Philosophy, Science Fiction, Binky the WonderSkull. The continuing adventures of BloodStar, Discordian Philosopher and traveler through space and the dimension, and his sidekick Binky the WonderSkull. Featuring work of Reverend Loveshade of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild. Bozo Texino a victim of conspiracy takes you on a photographic trip to The Emerald City House Bub Home of Apostles, Saints, Popes and other worshippers of Eris, Goddess of Chaos, Discord, Lie, Injustice, and the UnAmerican way
Hestas Coyote On The Discordian Society discordian Society The Erisian Movement. Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia. This Siteis a member of the Ring of Fnords, the only discordian CyberCabal on the WWW. http://www.geocities.com/Athens/3115/dishest.htm
Extractions: The Erisian Movement [Main Page] [About Me] [Discordian Society] [House of LAP] ... Coyote Thoughts The Discordian Society has no definition. It is sometimes thought of as a disorganization of Eris Freaks. It has been called a guerrilla mind theatre. Episkopos Randomfactor , Director of Purges of Our People's Underworld Movement sect in Larchmont, prefers "The World's Greatest Association of What-ever-it-is-that-we-are." Lady Mal thinks of it as a RENAISSANCE THINK TANK Fang the Unwashed, WKC , won't say. You can think of it any way you like. We are a tribe of philosophers, theologians, magicians, scientists, artists, clowns, and similar maniacs who are intrigued with ERIS GODDESS OF CONFUSION and with Her Doings. This is the study of Chaos. It's an idea, much like any others. Far greater people than I have written much more about it. There is a simple message, and that message is chaos plays an equally important part as order, as symbolized by the Sacred Chao. The two best sources of information about the Discordian Society, in my opinion, are the Principia Discordia, as revealed to Malaclypse the Younger , and The Illuminatus Trilogy, by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shae Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia.
The Principia Discordia The 5College discordian Society of Saint Rufus The 5-C Disc. of Claremont College students who either profess the discordian religion, are interested in discordianism, or happen to http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia
