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Chapters: Dan Castellaneta, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Gilda Radner, Mike Myers, John Candy, Mike Nichols, Bill Murray, Tina Fey, Dave Thompson, Brian Doyle-Murray, Chris Farley, Alan Arkin, Bonnie Hunt, Stephen Colbert, Joan Rivers, Martin Short, Steve Carell, Peter Boyle, David Koechner, Phil Lamarr, Amy Poehler, Edward Asner, Harold Ramis, Barbara Harris, Valerie Harper, Colin Mochrie, Dave Thomas, List of Alumni of the Second City, Fred Willard, James Belushi, Eugene Levy, Andy Richter, Shelley Long, Bob Odenkirk, Jason Sudeikis, Brian Stack, Linda Lavin, Rick Moranis, Amy Sedaris, Del Close, Catherine O'hara, Anne Meara, Jerry Stiller, Jayne Eastwood, David Steinberg, George Wendt, Elaine May, Rachel Dratch, Viola Spolin, Tony Rosato, Andrea Martin, Victor Wong, Keegan-Michael Key, Nia Vardalos, Joe Flaherty, Scott Adsit, Patrick Whitley, Dana Andersen, Jon Glaser, Robert Klein, Jeffrey Weissman, Tim Meadows, Horatio Sanz, Avery Schreiber, Kathy Greenwood, Severn Darden, Ivan Reitman, Paul Mazursky, Richard Kind, David Rasche, Adam Mckay, Ike Barinholtz, Brian Mccann, Ian Gomez, Shelley Berman, Jerry Minor, Colin Ferguson, Jack Mcbrayer, Joel Murray, Tim Kazurinsky, Jack Burns, Valri Bromfield, Jeff Richmond, Jackie Hoffman, Philip Baker Hall, Julianne Buescher, Frances Callier, Mary Gross, Melinda Dillon, Paul Sand, Frangela, Rebecca Northan, Martin de Maat, Tim O'malley, T. J. Jagodowski, Robin Duke, Mick Napier, Stephnie Weir, Sheldon Patinkin, Betty Thomas, Derek Mcgrath, Peter Aykroyd, Nyima Funk, Jim Zulevic, John Lutz, Nancy Carell, Frank Caeti, Angela V. Shelton, Larry Joe Campbell, the Players Workshop, Ron Leibman, Bernard Sahlins, Paul Dinello, Henry Jaglom, Elvira Kurt, Dan Bakkedahl, Michael G. Hagerty, Albert Howell, David Pasquesi, Judy Graubart, Tom Virtue, Richard Libertini, Debra Mcgrath, Pat Kelly, Susan Messing, Aurora Browne, Meagen Fay, Liz Cackowski, Jack Hourigan, Rosemary Radcliffe, Monteith and...More: http://booksllc.net/?id=335195 ... Read more

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Chapters: Glenn Quinn, Robbin Crosby, Janis Joplin, John Belushi, Dee Dee Ramone, River Phoenix, Tim Buckley, Mike Bloomfield, Bradley Nowell, Tim Hardin, Brad Renfro, Gidget Gein, Hillel Slovak, Danny Whitten, Trevor Goddard, Pamela Courson, Darby Crash, Robert Pastorelli, Rodney Harvey, Jeremy Michael Ward, Elisa Bridges, David Lerner, Brian Cole. Source: Wikipedia. Pages: 151. Not illustrated. Free updates online. Purchase includes a free trial membership in the publisher's book club where you can select from more than a million books without charge. Excerpt: Janis Lyn Joplin (January 19, 1943 October 4, 1970) was an American singer, songwriter and music arranger. She rose to prominence in the late 1960s as the lead singer of Big Brother and the Holding Company and later as a solo artist. In 2004, Rolling Stone magazine ranked Joplin number 46 on its list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time, and number 28 on its 2008 list of 100 Greatest Singers of All Time. Janis Joplin was born in Port Arthur, Texas on January 19, 1943 ), to Seth Joplin (191087), an engineer at Texaco, and Dorothy (née East) Joplin (191398), a registrar at a business college. She had two younger siblings, Michael and Laura. The family attended the Church of Christ. The Joplins felt that Janis always needed more attention than their other children, with her mother stating, "She was unhappy and unsatisfied without . The normal rapport wasn't adequate." As a teenager, she befriended a group of outcasts, one of whom had albums by African-American blues artists Bessie Smith and Leadbelly, whom Joplin later credited with influencing her decision to become a singer. She began singing in the local choir and expanded her listening to blues singers such as Odetta and Big Mama Thornton. Primarily a painter while still in school, she first began singing blues and folk music with friends. While at Thomas Jefferson High School, she stated that she was mostly shunn...More: http://booksllc.net/?id=16245 ... Read more

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Purchase includes free access to book updates online and a free trial membership in the publisher's book club where you can select from more than a million books without charge. Chapters: Ike Turner, John Belushi, Ted Demme, River Phoenix, Anissa Jones, Trevor Goddard, Judee Sill, Eric Show, Catya Sassoon, Hugh O'connor, Rodney Harvey, Dave Waymer. Excerpt:Anissa Jones Mary Anissa Jones (March 11, 1958 August 28, 1976) was an American child actress most widely known for playing "Buffy" on the CBS sitcom Family Affair . She died of a drug overdose at the age of 18. Early years Jones was born in West Lafayette, Indiana . Jones' maternal grandparents were Lebanese . Her middle name means little friend in Arabic (rhyming with Lisa , rather than Melissa ). Her parents were students at Purdue University at the time of her birth and they soon moved to Playa Del Rey , California . When she was two years old her mother enrolled Jones in dance classes. In 1964 when she was six, Jones' mother took her to an open audition for a breakfast cereal commercial which became her first television appearance. She attended Paseo Del Rey Grammar School (and later, Orville Wright Junior High School). Career Jones was eight when her acting skills drew the attention of television producers and she was cast as Elizabeth "Buffy" Patterson-Davis on the CBS sitcom Family Affair (1966). In the opening plotline her character was one of three siblings sent to live with her Uncle Bill (Brian Keith ) and his butler Mr. French (Sebastian Cabot ) after the children's parents died in a car accident. By July 1969 the series was a hit and Jones became a popular child celebrity. That year she also had a small role in the Elvis Presley comedy film The Trouble with Girls . Family Affair was a grueling, full-time, year-round job for Jones. She was often either shooting or promoting the show in public seven days a week. Through the first three seasons up to 30 episodes were broadcast, unlike later America... ... Read more

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Chapters: University of Wisconsin-whitewater Alumni, John Belushi, Mark Neumann, Rollin D. Salisbury, Bob Wickman, Johnny Lechner, Stephen Nass, Kenn Hoekstra, Samantha Kerkman, Max Maxfield, Carol Cartwright, Thomas A. Loftus, Timothy Weeden, Paul Alfonsi, Timothy Cullen, John R. Plewa, Bill Kramer. Source: Wikipedia. Pages: 56. Not illustrated. Free updates online. Purchase includes a free trial membership in the publisher's book club where you can select from more than a million books without charge. Excerpt: John Adam Belushi (pronounced ; January 24, 1949 March 5, 1982) was an American comedian, actor, and musician best known as one of the original cast members of the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live and for his roles in the films National Lampoon's Animal House and The Blues Brothers. He was the older brother of James Belushi. John Belushi was born in Chicago, Illinois, the son of Agnes Belushi (née Samaras), a first generation Albanian-American, and Adam Belushi (b. 1919), an Albanian immigrant and restaurant operator who left his native village, Qytezë, in 1934 at the age of sixteen. The family's name at the time of immigration was Bellios, or Belliors. Belushi was raised in the Albanian Orthodox church and grew up outside Chicago in Wheaton with a brother Jim, five-and-a-half years his junior. He attended Wheaton Central High School, where he met his future wife, Judy Jacklin. Belushi's first big break as a comedian occurred in 1971, when he joined The Second City comedy troupe in Chicago. He was cast in National Lampoon's Lemmings, a parody of Woodstock, which played Off-Broadway in 1972 and also showcased future Saturday Night Live (SNL) performers Chevy Chase and Christopher Guest. From 1973 to 1975, National Lampoon Inc. aired The National Lampoon Radio Hour, a half-hour comedy program syndicated across the country on approximately 600 stations. Other players on the show included future SNL regulars Gil...More: http://booksllc.net/?id=16384 ... Read more

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Les achats comprennent une adhésion à l'essai gratuite au club de livres de l'éditeur, dans lequel vous pouvez choisir parmi plus d'un million d'ouvrages, sans frais. Le livre consiste d'articles Wikipedia sur : Eliza Dushku, James Belushi, John Belushi. Non illustré. Mises à jour gratuites en ligne. Extrait : Eliza Patricia Dushku, née le 30 décembre 1980 à Watertown près de Boston (Massachusetts), est une actrice américaine d'origine albanaise ayant joué dans de nombreux films dont American Girls et Détour mortel. Elle est aussi très connue pour ses apparitions dans plusieurs séries télévisées comme Buffy contre les vampires, Angel et, en tant que premier rôle dans Tru Calling. Elle est aussi apparue dans un clip de Simple Plan et dernièrement dans un clip de Nickelback. En 2009, elle tourne dans la nouvelle série Dollhouse de Joss Whedon. Elle y interprète le rôle principal d'Echo. Eliza est née d'un père albanais et d'une mère danoise et fut élevée dans la foi mormonne, la religion de sa mère, bien qu'elle ne soit pas pratiquante. Elle a trois grands frères : Aaron, Ben et Nate (ce dernier étant comédien également). Dès sa plus tendre enfance, Eliza Dushku joue aux côtés des plus grands. À tout juste 11 ans, la jeune Eliza décroche son premier rôle au cinéma dans le film That Night, aux côtés de Juliette Lewis et de la future vedette de Grey's Anatomy, Katherine Heigl. En 1993, elle est à l'affiche de Blessures secrètes avec Robert De Niro et Leonardo DiCaprio, un rôle qui lui a ouvert de nombreuses portes. L'année suivante, elle joue la fille d'Arnold Schwarzenegger et de Jamie Lee Curtis dans True Lies. Après des apparitions dans Bye Bye Love, La Compétition ou quelques téléfilms, Eliza met une parenthèse à sa carrière d'actrice pour terminer ses études. Eliza en 2009. À la fin des années 1990 et une fois son diplôme en poche, Eliza Dushku multiplie les auditions pour obtenir un rôle secondaire dans la série fantastique ...http://booksllc.net/?l=fr ... Read more

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This digital document is an article from St. James Encyclopedia of Popular Culture, brought to you by Gale®, a part of Cengage Learning, a world leader in e-research and educational publishing for libraries, schools and businesses.The length of the article is 1659 words.The article is delivered in HTML format and is available in your Amazon.com Digital Locker immediately after purchase.You can view it with any web browser.Signed essays ranging from 500 to 2,500 words, written by subject experts and edited to form a consistent, readable, and straightforward reference. Entries include subject-specific bibliographies and textual cross-references to related essays. ... Read more

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Chapters: John Belushi, Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, Phil Hartman, Dan Aykroyd, Gilda Radner, Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Chevy Chase, Adam Sandler, Billy Crystal, Bill Murray, Don Novello, Larry David, Tina Fey, Lorne Michaels, Garrett Morris, Brian Doyle-Murray, Joe Piscopo, Stephen Colbert, Terry Southern, Conan O'brien, Al Franken, Dennis Miller, Sarah Silverman, Rob Schneider, Martin Short, Norm Macdonald, George Meyer, John Swartzwelder, Jon Lovitz, Dave Attell, David Spade, Marc Shaiman, James Belushi, Michael O'donoghue, Bob Odenkirk, Jason Sudeikis, Jack Handey, Jim Downey, Mike Judge, Colin Quinn, Seth Meyers, Jay Mohr, Rich Hall, Carol Leifer, Kevin Nealon, Robert Smigel, Spike Feresten, Mark Mckinney, Andy Breckman, Tim Meadows, J. J. Philbin, David Mandel, Jorma Taccone, Adam Mckay, Greg Daniels, Michael Schur, Bruce Mcculloch, Alan Zweibel, Ian Maxtone-Graham, Jerry Minor, Patricia Marx, Anne Beatts, Tim Kazurinsky, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Matt Piedmont, Max Brooks, Mary Gross, Steve Higgins, Robin Duke, Terry Sweeney, Jon Vitti, Peter Aykroyd, Akiva Schaffer, John Lutz, Drake Sather, Tom Davis, Leo Allen, Walter Williams, Simon Rich, Tom Schiller, Barry Sobel, Tim Herlihy, Brad Hall, Eliot Wald, Jessi Klein, Bonnie and Terry Turner, Herb Sargent, Robert Carlock, T. Sean Shannon, Glenn Rockowitz, A. Whitney Brown, Steve Koren, Lewis Morton, Liz Cackowski, Warren Hutcherson, Tom Gianas, Norm Hiscock, Kevin Brennan, Jordan Black, Jillian Bell, David Sheffield, James Anderson, John Solomon, Pamela Norris. Source: Wikipedia. Pages: 633. Not illustrated. Free updates online. Purchase includes a free trial membership in the publisher's book club where you can select from more than a million books without charge. Excerpt: Sir Stephen Tyrone Colbert, KSJ, DFA, (pronounced ; born on May 13, 1964) is an American political satirist, writer, comedian and television host. He is the host of Comedy Central's The Colbert...More: http://booksllc.net/?id=335195 ... Read more

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Purchase includes a free trial membership in the publisher's book club where you can select from more than a million books without charge. Chapters: John Belushi, Eliza Dushku, Tony Dovolani, Kara Dioguardi, James Belushi, Joseph J. Dioguardi, Albanian American, Laura Mersini, Nick Tosches, Masiela Lusha, List of Albanian Americans, Lesh Shkreli, Florin Krasniqi, Ferid Murad, Rhys Coiro, Gjon Mili, Bill Kovach, Emina Cunmulaj, Agim Kaba, Enver Gjokaj, Burim Myftiu, Konstantina Lukes, Lynn Herring, Gjekė Marinaj, Dilly Duka, Aaron Palushaj, Olsi Rama, Rrok Mirdita, James Biberi, Ivana Bozilovic, Ekrem Bardha, Peter Malota, Ramiz Tafilaj, Laureta Meci, Elvir Muriqi, Gjevalin Gegaj. Source: Wikipedia. Free updates online. Not illustrated. Excerpt: Eliza Patricia Dushku (pronounced ; born December 30, 1980) is an American actress best known for her roles on television, such as her recurring appearances as Faith on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff series Angel. She also starred in two short-lived Fox series, Tru Calling and Dollhouse. She has also appeared in several films, including True Lies, The New Guy, Bring It On, Wrong Turn and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Dushku was born in Watertown, Massachusetts, the daughter of Philip R. Dushku, an administrator and teacher in the Boston Public Schools, and Judith "Judy" (née Rasmussen), a political science professor at Suffolk University in Boston. Dushku's father is Albanian American and her mother is of Danish and English descent. Dushku attended Beaver Country Day School in Chestnut Hill, and graduated from Watertown High School. She was raised a Mormon, the faith of her mother (though she is not actively practicing). She has three older brothers: Aaron, Benjamin (Ben, born February 5, 1976), and Nathaniel (Nate, born June 8, 1977, in Boston, Massachusetts), the latter of whom is a model and actor. Her parents divorced when she was still an infant. In 2006, she visited h...More: http://booksllc.net/?id=236447 ... Read more

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Chapters: John Belushi, Christopher Guest, Paul Reubens, Harry Shearer, Phil Hartman, Dan Aykroyd, Gilda Radner, Eddie Murphy, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Don Novello, Larry David, Tina Fey, Lorne Michaels, Ben Stiller, Brian Doyle-Murray, Michael Mckean, Chris Elliott, Michael Richards, Stephen Colbert, Conan O'brien, Al Franken, Sarah Silverman, Will Ferrell, Judd Apatow, Jack Black, Dave Chappelle, Martin Short, Andy Dick, Steve Carell, David Koechner, David Cross, Jimmy Fallon, Amy Poehler, Harold Ramis, Fred Armisen, Patton Oswalt, Jon Lovitz, Scott Aukerman, Rob Riggle, David Spade, Demetri Martin, Bill Hader, Zach Galifianakis, Casey Wilson, Michael Ian Black, Michael O'donoghue, Andy Richter, H. Jon Benjamin, Rob Corddry, Bob Odenkirk, Jason Sudeikis, Jack Handey, Brian Stack, Louis C.k., Brendon Small, Paul Scheer, Ed Helms, Jim Downey, Amy Sedaris, Wayne Federman, Aziz Ansari, Michael Mcdonald, Brian Posehn, Colin Quinn, Del Close, Damon Wayans, Seth Meyers, Catherine O'hara, Rich Hall, Kristen Schaal, Kevin Nealon, Alex Borstein, Crista Flanagan, Robert Smigel, Rachel Dratch, Alex Winter, Nicole Parker, Spike Feresten, David Wain, Will Forte, Simon Helberg, Matt Walsh, Jordan Peele, Craig Anton, Keegan-Michael Key, Eric Wareheim, Joe Flaherty, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Scott Adsit, Bobby Moynihan, Michael Showalter, Jon Glaser, Gregg Turkington, Tim Meadows, Maria Bamford, Eugene Mirman, Horatio Sanz, Rich Fulcher, Charlyne Yi, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Dino Stamatopoulos, Thomas Lennon, Paul F. Tompkins, Jorma Taccone, Tom Scharpling, Matt Braunger, Adam Mckay, Ike Barinholtz, Rob Schrab, Joe Lo Truglio, Michael Schur, James Adomian, Brian Mccann, Andy Samberg, Matt Besser, Alan Zweibel, Chris Hardwick, Jason Woliner, Jerry Minor, Josh Meyers, Tim Kazurinsky, Tommy Blacha, Andrea Rosen, Todd Barry, Donald Glover, Rob Huebel, Tim Heidecker, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Dave Allen, Nick Kroll, Dan Oster, Dannah Feinglass, Michael Hitchc...More: http://booksllc.net/?id=335195 ... Read more

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Chapters: John Belushi, Edwin Hubble, Joseph Medill, Bob Woodward, Peter Roskam, John R. Rice, David Fasold, Chuck Long, Red Grange, Milt Pappas, Grote Reber, James Belushi, Robert R. Mccormick, Steve Camp, Rick Santelli, Gail O'grady, Dan Proft, Kent Graham, Blake Judd, Alfred E. Woodward, Daniel L. Ryan, Joseph Sam Perry, James H. Monroe, Joe Birkett, Brian Mccann, Miles J. Stanford, Jane Adams, Jim Spivey, Sean Rooney, Sandra Smith, Janet Pilgrim, Prentice Marshall, Charlie Fajkus, Dennis Dugan, Phil Vischer, Clyde S. Kilby, Albert W. Sherer, Jr., John Drury, Everett Mitchell, R. Kent Hughes, Elbert Henry Gary, Judith Belushi Pisano, Sonal Shah, Leland Ryken, Philip Ryken, Nancy Swider-Peltz, Tami Erin, Marvell Scott, Shane Acker, Elmer J. Hoffman, Don Bollweg, A. J. Harris, Duane Litfin, Robert Jauch, Rick Johnson, George Peter Foster, Steve Thonn, Tony Moeaki, Scott Dierking, Nancy Swider-Peltz, Jr, Randy Pfund, Jon Beutjer, Adam Harris, Kendall Ciesemier, Sy Sutcliffe. Source: Wikipedia. Pages: 281. Not illustrated. Free updates online. Purchase includes a free trial membership in the publisher's book club where you can select from more than a million books without charge. Excerpt: Peter James Roskam (born September 13, 1961 in Hinsdale, Illinois), is a Republican member of the United States House of Representatives since 2007, succeeding 16-term Republican Henry Hyde. Roskam is a former member of the Illinois General Assembly, representing Illinois' 40th House District and later Illinois' 48th Senate District. Roskam was born in Hinsdale, Illinois. He was the fourth of five children and was raised in Glen Ellyn, Illinois, graduating from Glenbard West High School. Roskam received his B.A. in political science from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign and his J.D. from the Chicago-Kent College of Law. In 1984, Roskam taught history and government at All Saints High School in St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands. ...More: http://booksllc.net/?id=7840313 ... Read more

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I found this to be a very interesting book.It was not at all sensational, like some TV shows, but presented the information in a straightforward and factual manner.Dr. Noguchi began his career at a time when the forensic pathologist was virtually non-existent.He had to fight to get funding, equipment, and respect for his profession and himself. ... Read more

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Get This Amazing Record Package!
This 1978 release harkens back to the days when almost everyone in college knew what "NatLamp" was, National Lampoon, the hottest college comedy magazine there was.A good three years before the Not Ready for Prime Time Players introduced an entirely new generation of comedy to a USA waking up to the schlocky comedic drudge of Uncle Milty, Jack Benny and Foster Brooks, these guys and gals were laying the groundwork with biting irreverence, funny takes on violence and sex, and liberal profanity.A few short years later they brought us Animal House, then the Vacation series of films before the magazine crumbled and they flared out.

There's some heavy-duty comedy horsepower in here, with Chris Guest, Bill Murry, Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Michael "Mister Mike" O'Donoghue, Gilda Radner, Harold Ramis and Paul Shaffer.You only get 13 short tracks, which was a lot on an LP, but which doesn't last long in a CD player.There's a mix of studio tracks and recordings from National Lampoon live shows.

This is a classic collection for those who remember it.If you liked it then, you still will, although you won't be listening to this release as often as you did way back when.I've run this past my teenage kids, and they just plain don't get it.Like Jack Benny before it, it's now dated, with a lot of the jokes needing that now-missing 70s context, in vocabulary, current events, and cultural touchstones (when was the last time you heard someone called a "turkey?").This is the case for the "I Am Woman" bit, the John Lennon "Magical Misery Tour" rant, and especially the Watergate spoof, "Mission: Impeachable."

There are a number of classics in here, but where in the world are you going to hear these played these days?In the grand days before XM and Sirius merged and every other channel became some form of classic rock channel, XM would actually run a gonzo Christmas/Holidays station called Special Xmas.That was the place I heard a public playing of "Kung Fu Christmas," a deep R&B spoof--arguably racist--on the holiday season in the ghetto.But as a 70s riff on Barry White and others, it's really funny stuff.

Yes, this is the CD that's got Bill Murray doing the bass player deal with "movin' da piano" and "egg-a-muff'n."

Take a listen to "Well-Intentioned Blues," and despite the extensive discography and documentaries outlining the band's ups and downs, you're truly hearing the very roots of The Folksmen, A Mighty Wind, and Spinal Tap.This is another one that's funny while being mildly racist; it was not played during last year's Spinal Tap Unwigged Guest/McKinney/Shearer tour.

Bottom line: this is a CD purchase to have in the collection, since you had it on vinyl, probably on 8-track, then on cassette (oh yes you did).

" You are a fluke of the Universe........."
If for nothing else, buy this for the brilliant parody of The Whatevertherata. Although, this will be completely lost on those born in the 1960's, to date. I can guarantee you that they will all be truly baffled by it. And, You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it, or not, the entire Universe is STILL laughing behind your back.

Simply great classic comedy froom an unbelievable team
I owned this vinyl album, (still do,) and this is absolutely classic humor from amazing pre-SNL comedians.I love this album.

There are some minor differences from the original recordings, but nothing off-putting.Highly recommended !

Magical Misery Tour
Actually, every word in the "Magical Misery Tour" was lifted from John Lennon's famous Rolling Stone Interview, which was even released as a paperback book.Or as Yoko said, "The Dream is Over."

Embrace the Misery!
This album is an absolute must-have, because "Magical Misery Tour" is just about the funniest thing ever recorded. Give it a listen and you too will shriek "Mother! They're trying to crucify me!" ... Read more