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1. 150 Ways to Tell If You're Ghetto
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2. 101 Ways to Know It's Time to
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3. Super Bad James Dynomite
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4. The Wayans Brothers (Famous Families)
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5. 101 Ways to Know You're Having
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6. 101 Ways to Know You're a Golddigger
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7. Biography - Wayans, Shawn (1971-):
8. WAYANS FAMILY PRESENTS: THE BOO
9. Shawn of Skarrow
10. GQ Magazine - July 2001: Julianne
 
11. 150 Ways to Know If You're Ghetto
 
12. White Chicks (Pg-13 Rated Edition)
 
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1. 150 Ways to Tell If You're Ghetto
by Shawn Wayans, Chris Spencer, Soli McCullough
Paperback: 80 Pages (1997-06-09)
list price: US$9.95 -- used & new: US$5.53
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Asin: 0440507936
Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars
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Product Description
Shawn Wayans (star of the hit prime-time WB Network Television show The Wayans Bros.), Chris Spencer (host of the upcoming national late night talk show Vibe), and Suli McCullough (up-and-coming comedian, actor, writer) bring their lively brand of humor to the page in a book sure to tickle city- and country-bound alike.More than a place, the authors remind us, "ghetto" is a state of mind; "If Hillary Clinton ever picked up Chelsea from school with rollers in her hair...guess what?The First Lady be ghetto."

Among other ways to tell if you're ghetto:

  • You can read your haircut
  • You throw a pool party at the fire hydrant
  • You buy pagers to match your outfits
  • You go to church just to pick up women
  • Your fingernails are longer than your fingers
  • You have a car phone and no car
  • You take a bubble bath with dishwashing liquid
  • You get into a fistfight while you're pregnant
  • You missed the birth of your child because you were playing Sega
  • You named your daughters after cars you can't afford ... Read more

    Customer Reviews (17)

    4-0 out of 5 stars pretty funny
    - you know you're ghetto if...
    it takes 3 people to write a 78 page book!

    - you know you're ghetto if...
    the shout-outs at the end of the book are longer than the book itself!

    5-0 out of 5 stars Funniest..truest stuff I ever read.I can't stop laughing!
    This is a pretty old book but everything continues to apply.I know someone who fits every image...every page.Once you pick it up, you can't put it down.After laughing til your eyes run and your stomach hurts, you'll know you 'had enough', but will you lay it down?Hell no! You keep on laughin' (holding your stomach) til everything aches.THEN YOU PUT THE BOOK DOWN!

    4-0 out of 5 stars Pretty good
    I was surprised at how good this book was, simply because of the authors. When I think about funny jokes I usually don't think of Chris Spencer (the original host of the short-lived Vibe show) and I sure don't think of Shawn Wayans. But most of the jokes in this book are actually pretty funny, with the exception of a few that make absolutely no sense (for example, "You know you're ghetto if you missed the birth of your child because you were playing Sega.") The funniest part of the book, though, has to be the back cover, where Damon Wayans pops up and says, "You're ghetto if you read this entire book in the store and don't buy it." Jokes like this are pretty out of style now, but this book was good for the late `90s.

    4-0 out of 5 stars Very Funny
    I don't know what to say except that I highly recommend this for a quick laugh.I've read through it several times and laugh at each read.

    2-0 out of 5 stars BITER!!
    What a terrible attempt to bite Bertice Berry's book!!These were notnearly as funny as Bertice's! Gimme a break guys, better yet get some ideasof your own.I would have never published this after Bertice did herthing(even if you thought of this idea before she did).She beat you toit! ... Read more


  • 2. 101 Ways to Know It's Time to Get Out of Your Mama's House
    by Keenen Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans
    Paperback: 112 Pages (2009-06-09)
    list price: US$10.95 -- used & new: US$0.01
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    Asin: 0312359683
    Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars
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    The Wayans brothers became household names with the success of their Emmy winning show In Living Color in 1990. Combined, they have forty films and four television series under their belts, and a  box office record with Scary Movie for highest grossing film ever by a black director.

    The brothers are now bringing their successful brand of humor to a series of books. 101 WAYS TO KNOW IT'S TIME TO GET OUT OF YOUR MAMA'S HOUSE is packed with hilarious jokes that will captivate the Wayans Brothers's legions of fans.

    YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO GET OUT when…..

    --Your mama tries to frame you for a third strike.
    --Your mama has your car towed.
    --Your mama smokes up all your weed.
    --Your room doubles as a broom closet.

     

     

    ... Read more

    Customer Reviews (1)

    3-0 out of 5 stars no ways as good as the first one
    i loved 150 ways to know that ur ghetto! but this one was a little too raunchy 4 me... and not too much i could relate to opposed to EVERYONE being a tad bit ghetto lol ... Read more


    3. Super Bad James Dynomite
    by Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Xavier Cook, Mitchell Marchand, Robert Reed, Darren Huang, Ming Chi Cheng
    Paperback: 128 Pages (2007-07-25)
    list price: US$19.99 -- used & new: US$3.98
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    Asin: 1600100627
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    IDW Publishing and 5-D Comics present a hilarious, fresh new take on humor comics with Super Bad James Dynomite. Born from the imagination of Marlon Wayans - the comedic giant behind White Chicks, the Scary Movie franchise and more - the comic tells the story of the hapless title character, who's Shaft, Black Belt Jones and Superfly all rolled into one...minus the cool and the black belt! ... Read more


    4. The Wayans Brothers (Famous Families)
    by Katherine White
    Hardcover: 48 Pages (2005-01-31)
    list price: US$26.50 -- used & new: US$2.64
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    Asin: 140420265X
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    5. 101 Ways to Know You're Having a Ghetto Christmas
    by Keenen Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans
    Paperback: 112 Pages (2009-10-27)
    list price: US$10.99 -- used & new: US$2.60
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    Asin: 0312359705
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    Product Description

    The Wayans brothers became household names with the success of their Emmy winning show In Living Color in 1990. Combined, they have forty films and four television series under their belts, and a  box office record with Scary Movie for highest grossing film ever by a black director.

    The brothers are now bringing their successful brand of humor to a series of books. 101 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A GHETTO CHRISTMAS is packed with hilarious jokes that will captivate the Wayans Brothers's legions of fans.
     
    You know your Christmas isn't going your way if:
    --You wrap your gifts in toilet paper, newspaper, or paper bags.
    --You became a Jehovah’s Witness because you can't afford to buy gifts.
    --You left Santa a joint and some Kool-Aid for a midnight snack.
    --The North Pole is a strip club your mama worked at.
    ... Read more

    6. 101 Ways to Know You're a Golddigger
    by Keenen Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans
    Paperback: 112 Pages (2009-06-09)
    list price: US$10.95 -- used & new: US$0.64
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    Asin: 0312359691
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    Product Description

    The Wayans brothers became household names with the success of their Emmy winning show In Living Color in 1990. Combined, they have forty films and four television series under their belts, and a  box office record with Scary Movie for highest grossing film ever by a black director.

    The brothers are now bringing their successful brand of humor to a series of books. 101 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE A GOLDDIGGER is packed with hilarious jokes that will captivate the Wayans Brothers's legions of fans.
     
    YOU KNOW YOU’RE MONEY-MAD when….

    --You run a credit check on a guy before doing on a date with him.
    --You’re only 21 and you claim you married an 80 year old oil tycoon for love and not his $200 million dollar estate.
    --You divorce your rich husband but keep his last name to get into clubs.
    --Your boyfriend gives you jewelry and you go get it appraised.
    --You count money instead of sheep.

     

     

     

    ... Read more

    7. Biography - Wayans, Shawn (1971-): An article from: Contemporary Authors Online
    by Gale Reference Team
    Digital: 3 Pages (2006-01-01)
    list price: US$9.95 -- used & new: US$9.95
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    Asin: B0007SI6TW
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    Word count: 684. ... Read more


    8. WAYANS FAMILY PRESENTS: THE BOO CREW - SNEAKER MADNESS
    by Shawn Wayans and Marlon Wayans
    Kindle Edition: Pages (2009-05-13)
    list price: US$4.99
    Asin: B0029U1UOO
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    Product Description
    The Wayans family presents an animated children's book emphasizing the importance of self-esteem and the importance of being yourself no matter what others say. The Boo Crew are always looking to get into a little mischief, but throughouttheir adventures, they always finds a great moral core that teaches them great lessons and morals.

    In this book:
    The Boo Crew - a bunch of streetwise kids crave new sneakers for their first day back at school, but are taught that looking good isn't as important as they think. Perfect for children ages six through twelve, THE BOO CREW SNEAKER MADNESS features the voices of Marlon and Shawn Wayans. ... Read more


    9. Shawn of Skarrow
    by James Tandy Ellis
    Kindle Edition: Pages (2010-09-13)
    list price: US$3.99
    Asin: B0043M4RSM
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    "Oh Shawn!It was a shrill voice calling from the bank above the river.You can holler till dark, but I ain''t goin'' to answer you while a blue-channel cat is nibblin'' at this line." ... Read more


    10. GQ Magazine - July 2001: Julianne Moore, Shawn & Marlon Wayans
    Paperback: Pages (2001)

    Asin: B0011WIVCK
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    Product Description
    170 page magazine featuring Julianne Moore, Dwight Gooden & Darryl Strawberry, Jesse Jackson Jr., a fashion layout featuring Shawn & Marlon Wayans, and lots of other stuff! ... Read more


    11. 150 Ways to Know If You're Ghetto
    by Shawn Wayans, Suli McCullough, Chris Spencer
     Paperback: Pages (1996-04)
    list price: US$7.95
    Isbn: 0786881798
    Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars
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    Customer Reviews (2)

    5-0 out of 5 stars So Funny It Hurts!
    Written by comedians Shawn Wayans (television's "In Living Color"; "Scary Movie";"Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"), Chris Spencer("Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"), and SuliMcCullough ("Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"),"150 Ways to Know If You're Ghetto" is a hysterical satire of life in the ghetto. With outrageous,comical illustrations by George Hay, the books looks at life in the ghetto in a humorous view, bypoking fun at stereotypes that are obviously true.

    This book will make anyone laugh, especially if you grew up or live in any huge urban metropoliswhere a ghetto exists. I grew up in New York City, and can I tell you that I could not stop laughingafter reading this book, because it is so, so true. I have known girls whose names start with "La,""Ta," and "Sha". I know people who still think that Tupac Shakur faked his death, and I surelyseen people jump into fights that don't involve them. These and the other 147 reasons areguaranteed to make anyone who grew up in such cities as New York, Chicago, or Los Angelesroll on the floor laughing.

    Being a small, thin book with only 79 pages should make this an easy read while you commute ortravel, however I must warn you that people will stare at you if you start to laugh too hard. In thesame way the Wayans' brothers spoofed the blaxploitation films of the 1970's with the film "I'mGonna Git You Sucka," the authors of this book do the same when it comes to urban life.Hysterical in every sense of the word, "150 Ways to Tell You're Ghetto" will keep your funnybone entertained for hours.

    5-0 out of 5 stars So Funny It Hurts
    Written by comedians Shawn Wayans (television's "In LivingColor"; "Scary Movie"; "Don't Be a Menace to SouthCentral While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"), Chris Spencer("Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in theHood"), and Suli McCullough ("Don't Be a Menace to South CentralWhile Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"), "150 Ways to Know IfYou're Ghetto" is a hysterical satire of life in the ghetto. Withoutrageous, comical illustrations by George Hay, the books looks at life inthe ghetto in a humorous view, by poking fun at stereotypes that areobviously true.

    This book will make anyone laugh, especially if you grewup or live in any huge urban metropolis where a ghetto exists. I grew up inNew York City, and can I tell you that I could not stop laughing afterreading this book, because it is so, so true. I have known girls whosenames start with "La," "Ta," and "Sha". Iknow people who still think that Tupac Shakur faked his death, and I surelyseen people jump into fights that don't involve them. These and the other147 reasons are guaranteed to make anyone who grew up in such cities as NewYork, Chicago, or Los Angeles roll on the floor laughing.

    Being a small,thin book with only 79 pages should make this an easy read while youcommute or travel, however I must warn you that people will stare at you ifyou start to laugh too hard. In the same way the Wayans' brothers spoofedthe blaxploitation films of the 1970's with the film "I'm Gonna GitYou Sucka," the authors of this book do the same when it comes tourban life. Hysterical in every sense of the word, "150 Ways to TellYou're Ghetto" will keep your funny bone entertained for hours. ... Read more


    12. White Chicks (Pg-13 Rated Edition)
    by Shawn Wayans; Marlon Wayans...
     DVD: Pages (2004-01-01)

    Asin: B001M9XN98
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