21. The Sacramento Bee -- Sacbee.com -- An Online Information Service Of The Sacrame Sacbee / Opinion / dave barry. Powered by accessBee Internet for just $13.95 http://www.sacbee.com/voices/national/barry

Some features on this site require that JavaScript be turned on. Newsletters Site Map Subscribe to the Print Edition Traffic ... Search Archives or News Sports Business Politics ... Yellow Pages Sacbee: Opinion / Dave Barry Powered by: accessBee Internet for just $13.95 Sections: 24-HOUR NEWS 24-Hour Opinion LETTERS/STAFF How to Submit Editorial Board 30-DAY ARCHIVES Editorials Forum/Other Views Letters Roundtable Discussions CARTOONS/COLUMNS Rex Babin Ombudsman Peter Schrag Dan Walters ... Daniel Weintraub Dave Barry has been writing for the Miami Herald since 1983 and won a Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988. He has written a number of short but harmful books, including "Babies and Other Hazards of Sex" and "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States." He writes about life and all its funny complexities. Write to him c/o The Miami Herald, One Herald Plaza, Miami, FL 33132. No e-mail address is available. Dave Barry: Rumbling down memory lane in a Greyhound bus seat Recently my little brother Phil (he's only 50) gave me a box that wound up with him some years ago, when our mom died and a bunch of family flotsam drifted down one generation. Dave Barry: Let's meet over a plate of snails and mend this silly rift OK, if nobody else will do it, I'm going to patch up this spat between the United States and France.

22. The (un)Official Dave Barry Website Fan site, the man, books, links, and barry contact information. http://www.dave-barry.com/

Read this first! Really! I beg you! You are visitor # to this site! Photo of Dave's head graciously provided by Leah Casner Site created by...

23. Dave Barry's Blog dave's Blog Patrick's day, so as evening approaches blogging will be even moreincoherent than usual. posted by dave 948 AM WHY LAWYERS ARE SO POPULAR. http://davebarry.blogspot.com/

Blog Archives Links DaveBarry.com Columns Old Blog Remainders Tour Dave's Books Random House Penguin Putnam Support Your Local Bookseller Don't Quit Your Day Job Records: Rock Bottom Remainders Sunday, March 23 IF YOU WATCH THE OSCARS ...and you want to see me, when they're showing the stage, look really really hard at the backdrop, wearing your x-way glasses. I will be back there somewhere, in a small group of writers wearing tuxedoes and praying quietly for laughter. Hope you like the show. posted by Dave 6:17 PM WAR UPDATE Moo posted by Dave 10:13 AM OSCARS UPDATE Here's the real explanation for why I'm here. I'm not making this up. posted by Dave 9:52 AM Saturday, March 22 CRIME UPDATE All of us, especially Cher, will sleep easier when this criminal is behind bars. posted by Dave 12:07 PM MOOD OF THE OSCARS UPDATE I attended a large pre-Oscars party last night at a swank Beverly Hills mansion. Security was tight, but this was not so much to prevent terrorism as to guard aganst the danger that the guests would encounter regular noncelebrity humans. I saw several famous movie stars, and although I did not talk to them, I would describe their mood as "subdued," in the sense that nobody got naked. Dinner was served in a tent approximately the size of Connecticut, but with more waiters. I would describe the mood in the tent as "tentative," but that would be beneath me. posted by Dave 9:52 AM Friday, March 21

24. Official Unofficial Dave Barry Brief yet multilinked fan page with bibliography and picturesCategory Arts Literature Authors Humor barry, dave......D, OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL dave barry, The Rail. A V E B A R R Y. D A. Welcome to theNEW Official Unofficial dave barry Web Site COMING SOON Buy dave's Books Here! http://members.aol.com/oreilly7a/db_index.html

D O FFICIAL U NOFFICIAL D AVE B ARRY A V E B A R R Y D A Welcome to the NEW Official Unofficial Dave Barry Web Site COMING SOON: Buy Dave's Books Here! There are a lot of changes going on around here... Please be sure to stop by again soon to check out our completely revamped site! Welcome to the NEW Official Unofficial Dave Barry Site . The purpose of this site is not necessarily to provide all the information available regarding the man, but to provide you with a good starting place, including several links, that will lead you to the information. This site is currently under massive re-construction, but we're moving ahead. In the near future we look forward to providing you with a more COMPLETE list of Dave's books along with a link to purchase his books ONLINE! Hopefully, you will be able to find everything you need to know about Dave when we're finished... If you have any questions or comments please feel free to e-mail me at oreilly7@aol.com. BARRY: ESENTIALS Dave Barry is a syndicated humor columnist who works for both the Miami Herald newspaper and Tropic Magazine(a Miami-area local magazine). His Pulitzer Prize-winning articles appear in hundreds of newspapers every week. Whether he's writing about exploding whales, science fair projects gone bad, or jumping off of the "big green bridge" in Armonk, NY, he's invariably finding a way to make millions of us laugh, every day. For those who desire to drop Dave a line via "snail-mail," you can do so at the following address (sorry, no e-mail): Dave Barry c/o Tropic Magazine

25. The Love Dungeon's Dave Barry Page List of barry's published works, articles and links. http://www.lovedungeon.net/humor/dave/home.html

The of Dave Barry Dave Barry is a humor columnist (and occassional book writer) who works at the Miami Herald's Tropic Magazine. He's also a hero to many, many people... including yours truly Some Articles By The Man Better education would outlaw stupid crooks 19 Things That It Took Me 50 Years To Learn My Final Answer Is ... Go Back to Your Spaceship, Regis My Son's College Apartment LINK: Watch where you stick that light saber, pal - Dave's look at The Phantom Menace. [05/03/99] Big Pants A Guide to Business Grammar Roller-Blading Barbie Windows ... Aliens are Coming (Added 6/24/97) The Bad Song Contest (Added 6/24/97) Part I Part II Part III Part IV ... Decaf Poopacino (Added 4/19/98) Buy a Dave Barry Book from DAVE BARRY'S first novel, BIG TROUBLE! Read my review of this book here! Dave Barry Turns 50 Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys : A Fairly Short Book ... The Taming of the Screw : Several Million Homeowners' Problems A Link The Miami Herald Features Dave Barry's column for FREE

26. Alt.fan.dave_barry Frequently Asked Questions The Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.dave_barry Frequently Asked Questions by Mike Steele. http://www.cs.uu.nl/wais/html/na-dir/dave-barry-faq.html

Note from archivist@cs.uu.nl : This page is part of a big collection of Usenet postings, archived here for your convenience. For matters concerning the content of this page , please contact its author(s); use the source , if all else fails. For matters concerning the archive as a whole, please refer to the archive description or contact the archivist. Subject: alt.fan.dave_barry Frequently Asked Questions This article was archived around: 21 Jul 1998 12:33:48 GMT All FAQs in Directory: Root Directory All FAQs posted in: alt.fan.dave_barry Source: Usenet Version Archive-name: dave-barry-faq Last-modified: 5 Mar 1998 ************************************************************************** This is the Frequently Asked Questions List (FAQ) for the Usenet Newsgroup alt.fan.dave_barry. This list was last updated 3/5/98. The current version of this FAQ is posted to alt.fan.dave_barry, alt.answers, and news.answers around the beginning of each month. It can also be anonymously FTP'ed from rtfm.mit.edu in the directory, /pub/usenet/alt.fan.dave_barry . If you don't have anonymous FTP capabilities, send mail to mail-server@rtfm.mit.edu with the word "help" and "index" (without the quotes) on separate lines in the body for information about obtaining the FAQ through e-mail. You can also obtain a copy through gopher from jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca. A version of this FAQ is available on the World Wide Web at: http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~msteele/dbarry/

27. BookPage Interview September 1999: Dave Barry Jeff Taylor interviews barry about his first novel, Big Trouble for the Book Page in September 1999. http://www.bookpage.com/9909bp/dave_barry.html

Big Trouble By Dave Barry Putnam, $23.95 ISBN 0399145672 Nova Audio Books, abridged, $17.95 ISBN 1567408648 Brilliance Audio, unabridged, $26.95 ISBN 1567404596 Look who's talking in BookPage! Howard Bahr Kevin Baker Dave Barry Ben Bova ... Ralph Steadman Children's Authors Jim Arnosky Chris Raschka Maurice Sendak David Shannon ... Jane Yolen There's Big Trouble ahead for Dave Barry INTERVIEW BY JEFF TAYLOR BookPage has the distinction of being the first to interview Dave Barry on his first novel, Big Trouble , a flaming rollercoaster ride through the mean streets and fleshpots of Miami. In these pages you'll find crazy Russian mobsters, icy Mafia killers, beautiful women, ugly sociopaths, a poisonous toad the size of a bowling ball, a dog with a dilemma, and one ticking suitcase that puts them all in harm's way. BookPage: First of all, the painfully obvious question, just to get it out of the way: Are you making this up? Dave Barry: Yes and no. I've read a lot of interviews with fiction writers, and apparently many people don't realize that it's possible to make things up out of thin air, which is called fiction. In this case, the characters are all made up. Except for the ones I didn't have to make up. The city of Miami has got to be the weirdest city in the United States. You can't really embellish it. So any of these characters could be found in Miami. BP: Big Trouble starts and ends with Puggy, a homeless individual. He's admirable in every way; you obviously like him a lot. Is this an alter ego, who Dave Barry might have been if not for kismet?

28. NewStandard: 7/28/96 Column by humorist dave barry on Philip Morris's dave cigarettes. http://www.s-t.com/daily/07-96/07-28-96/e02li154.htm

... computer consulting and training specialists 'Dave's' cigarettes have him fuming I want to stress that I'm not bitter about what the Philip Morris Corp. is trying to do with the name "Dave." In case you didn't know, Philip Morris is test-marketing a new brand of cigarettes called "Dave's." Over the past year I've seen big billboard advertisements for "Dave's" cigarettes in Seattle and Denver. These are folksy ads; one of them features a tractor. The message is that "Dave's" is a folksy brand of cigarette, produced by a down-to-earth, tractor-driving guy named "Dave" for ordinary people who work hard and make an honest living, at least until they start coughing up big folksy chunks of trachea. Of course, there is no actual "Dave." The people at Philip Morris are just calling the new brand "Dave's" because they think the name "Dave" sounds trustworthy and non-corporate. This is pretty funny when you consider that Philip Morris is the world's largest tobacco company and has enough marketing experts and advertising consultants and lawyers and lobbyists to sink an aircraft carrier, not that I'm suggesting anything. According to an article in Advertising Age, Philip Morris made up a whole story described by a Philip Morris spokesperson as "a tale of fictional imagery" about how the "Dave's" brand of cigarettes got started. Here's the story, as quoted by Advertising Age from Philip Morris promotional materials:

29. Standback's DAVE BARRY Page!!! Fan page with quote file, reviews of dave's books, and compiled lists of mottos and good names for rock bands. http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Troy/9987/

Standback's DAVE BARRY Page Your browser does not support frames. To view the site, please click here

30. The Sacramento Bee -- Sacbee.com -- An Online Information Service Of The Sacrame Go To Sacbee Home Page Sacbee / Opinion / dave barry,Powered by accessBee Internet for just $13.95, http://www.sacbee.com/content/opinion/national/barry/

Some features on this site require that JavaScript be turned on. Newsletters Site Map Subscribe to the Print Edition Traffic ... Search Archives or News Sports Business Politics ... Yellow Pages Sacbee: Opinion / Dave Barry Powered by: accessBee Internet for just $13.95 Sections: 24-HOUR NEWS 24-Hour Opinion LETTERS/STAFF How to Submit Editorial Board 30-DAY ARCHIVES Editorials Forum/Other Views Letters Roundtable Discussions CARTOONS/COLUMNS Rex Babin Ombudsman Peter Schrag Dan Walters ... Daniel Weintraub Dave Barry has been writing for the Miami Herald since 1983 and won a Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988. He has written a number of short but harmful books, including "Babies and Other Hazards of Sex" and "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States." He writes about life and all its funny complexities. Write to him c/o The Miami Herald, One Herald Plaza, Miami, FL 33132. No e-mail address is available. Dave Barry: Rumbling down memory lane in a Greyhound bus seat Recently my little brother Phil (he's only 50) gave me a box that wound up with him some years ago, when our mom died and a bunch of family flotsam drifted down one generation. Dave Barry: Let's meet over a plate of snails and mend this silly rift OK, if nobody else will do it, I'm going to patch up this spat between the United States and France.

31. News From Me - August 20, 2001 · EXTRA! By Mark Evanier. POV Online Tribute article to a littleknown comedian and cartoon voice actor. http://povonline.com/News082001a.htm

WHAT YOU SEE above is a very bad picture taken from the cover of one of Dave Barry's comedy records. This is not the Dave Barry who presently writes a syndicated humor column. This is the other Dave Barry, and he passed away recently. Here's the AP wire report... Actor-Comedian Dave Barry Dead at 82 LOS ANGELES (AP) Comedian Dave Barry, who opened for a number of top performers, including Wayne Newton, died Thursday. He was 82. The comedian, who was not related to the Miami-based humorist of the same name, was born in New York City and started his career at age 16 on radio's "Major Bowes and the Original Amateur Hour.'' He moved to California in the early 1940s and served in the Army during World War II entertaining troops. Toward the end of that decade, Barry began performing in Las Vegas at the El Rancho Hotel. He was featured at the Desert Inn in a revue called "Hello America.'' He opened for Newton for more than eight years. Barry had television and film credits, most notably in Billy Wilder's "Some Like It Hot,'' in which he played the role of Beinstock, the band's manager. In the latter part of his career, he entertained on cruise ships and appeared in the "Follies," a Palm Springs, California, variety show.

32. Dave Barry (I) IMDb http://us.imdb.com/Name?Barry,+Dave+(I)

33. USEFUL INTERNET EMOTICONS Using internet shorthand. http://www.randomhouse.com/features/davebarry/emoticon.html

'); document.write(''); document.write(''); // End > Using Internet "Shorthand" How You Can Be Just As Original As Everybody Else As a new person or "newbie" on the Internet, you'll probably be struck by the fact that a lot of the messages contain odd-looking words and punctuation. This is a kind of "shorthand" that Internet users have developed so they can express certain thoughts and emotions without wasting valuable time typing them out. Emoticons are a very clever use of standard punctuation marks to express a human emotion. Here's how they work. Suppose you're typing a statement such as: I am feeling happy I am feeling happy :) See the difference? Visit the Emoticon Gallery and make your own emoticon! :-) USEFUL INTERNET EMOTICONS EMOTICON MEANING Happy person Sad person Happy person with a nose Sad person with a nose Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose Person who is sad because he or she has a large fish for a nose :-D Person laughing :-D* Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm Person winking Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims :-Q Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a post-coital cybercigarette >:-Q -...

34. Dave Barry's Blog (Thanks to Ted HabteGabr, Field Coordinator for the dave barry for Presidentcampaign.) posted by dave 546 PM Saturday, February 15 TASTEFULNESS UPPDATE. http://davebarry.blogspot.com/2003_02_01_davebarry_archive.html

get rid of this ad advertise here Blog Archives Links DaveBarry.com Columns Old Blog Remainders Tour Dave's Books Random House Penguin Putnam Support Your Local Bookseller Don't Quit Your Day Job Records: Rock Bottom Remainders Friday, February 28 SWEDISH CULTURE UPDATE Evidently, the Swedes also have a lot of spare time (Click on the heads.) (Thanks to Annie.) posted by Dave 3:45 PM VOICE OF THE PEOPLE I'm at the Detroit airport, and a woman near me just told her friends: "I drew the line at Celebrity Mole Hawaii. I can only take so much." posted by Dave 9:33 AM MOOSE UPDATE I spent the night at a Holiday Inn in Lansing, Mich. I was in room 359. By sheer good fortune, room 363, two doors away, was the Hospitality Suite for some kind of gathering of Moose International, which is a fraternal organization dedicated as far as I can tell to staying up all night, drinking beer and shouting. I would be almost asleep at, say, 3 a.m., and a Moose would leave the hospitality suite, and he would pause directly outside my door and shout a clever remark back to his fellow Mooses and Moosettes, such as: "DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF!!" You can imagine how hilarious everybody found this. So today I'm going back to Miami, where it's quiet.

35. It's Great To Be 50 Christopher Columbus discovered the New World, and died in obscurity at age 55, which is only five years older than I am right now. http://www.innerself.com/Humor/great_to_be_50.htm

Search InnerSelf Magazine Mighty Natural Marketplace Natural Yellow Pages Article Index You Are Here: Home Humor : this page It's Great to Be 50! by Dave Barry Right. And Herbert Hoover was a rap singer. I am NOT going to whine. Yes, I have turned 50. Yes, this is an age that I used to consider old. Not middle-aged, like Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore in The Dick Van Dyke Show; but actually old, like Walter Brennan as Granpappy Amos in The Real McCoys, gimping around cluelessly in a pair of bib overalls and saying things like "Con-SARN it!" But I do not choose to dwell on the negative. I choose to be an optimist, like the great explorer Christopher Columbus, who had a dream that he could sail a ship all the way across the Atlantic Ocean. People said he was crazy, but Columbus did not know the meaning of the word "discouragement." (He also did not know the meaning of "nostril" or "weasel," because he spoke Italian.) And so Columbus boldly set out and discovered the New World, and then he went back to Europe, where he died in obscurity at age 55, which is

36. Dave Barry Official Website If you leave this web site, I will kill this defenseless toilet. . http://davebarry.com/

"If you leave this web site, I will kill this defenseless toilet."

37. Dave Barry Stuff Links to barry's columns. http://bears.ece.ucsb.edu/personnel/astornet/humor/dave_barry.html

Dave Barry Stuff She Drives for a Relationship. He's Lost in the Transmission Why Guys Act Macho Nuclear Picnic Cyberspace ... The source of all this madness

38. Barry's DMB CD-r Trading Page DMB, dave Matthews, dave and Tim CDR trading, B+P's for newbies only. This is an effort to keep the music alive. http://www.bootleglists.com/lists/00001southpaw04/index.html

Welcome to Barry's Cd-r trading page last update was on November 7, 2002 AOL IM sn: kipu01 Check out my good buddy dylan's kick ass radio station here Read peoples'words Say your own shit here; offer comments, want lists and/or cdr lists for people read My rules are the typical traders' rules which keep the trading community going: 1)Burn DAO 2)No MP3s; you will probably go to hell Here is my updated list (open with excel) Shows I have (audio and video) Shows on the way Shows I am looking for I am currently looking for any DMB, DM, D+T, phish, OAR, SCI, guster, galactic, ben harper, sublime, red hot chili peppers, and pink floyd shows. Also Dave matthews videos would be great if you have any.

39. Herald.com - Your Miami Everything Guide Home to dave barry, Leonard Pitts Jr., Ana VecianaSuarez, Linda Gassenheimer, Lydia Martin, Steve Rothaus, Tara Solomon, Carl Hiaasen, Beth Reinhard, Robert Steinback, Andres Oppenheimer, Joan Fleischman, Kathleen Krog, Claire Mitchel, Liz Balmaseda, Fred Grimm, Peter Wallsten, Edwin Pope, Dan Le Batard, Greg Cote, Linda Robertson, Christine Dolen, Jordan Levin, Rene Rodriguez, Elisa Turner, Margaria Fichtner, Evelyn McDonnell, James Roos, Glenn Garvin, Harriet Brackey, Michele Chandler, Meg Green, Janine Warner, Cara Buckley, Cindy K. Goodman, Richardard Pachter, Elaine Walker, Bea Garcia, Tim Henderson, Mark Grossman, and Peggy Rogers. http://www.miami.com/mld/miami/news/columnists/

Click here to visit other RealCities sites Dear Reader: Miami.com is now Herald.com! The site still has all the local news and information you need, plus entertainment and classified listings and our Visitors' Guide. You will be automatically redirected to the new home page, or you can click here. para ver El Nuevo Herald.

40. LNX-BBC Bug Reports: Maintainer Dave Barry LNXBBC bug reports maintainer dave barry dave@mikamyla.com . Notethat there may be other reports filed under different variations http://bugs.lnx-bbc.org/bugs/db/ma/lDave_Barry,dave,mikamyla.com,.html

Note that there may be other reports filed under different variations on the maintainer's name and email address. See the listing of maintainers Previous maintainer in list, unknown Next maintainer in list, Curtis Doty Grave bugs - outstanding: (List of all such bugs is available.) #312: 48bit IDE Package: linux Severity: grave 46 days old Normal bugs - outstanding: (List of all such bugs is available.) #336: bbc-2003-02-27 Package: linux Wishlist items - outstanding: (List of all such bugs is available.) #182: mysterious kernel panic Package: linux ; Severity: wishlist ; Reported by: "Bill Immerman" <bill@immerman-inc.com>; 131 days old #217: IDE chipset incompatibility Package: linux ; Severity: wishlist 88 days old #220: BUILD: build continues even though XFS patch application fails Package: linux ; Severity: wishlist 84 days old #221: BUILD: bts lacks "Download as mbox" feature Package: linux ; Severity: wishlist ; Reported by: "D. Joe Anderson" <deejoe@raccoon.com>; 83 days old #225: Driver request: orinoco_pci for PRISM2.5

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